David's Clean Jokes

Two women were paired together as partners in a club tournament and met on the putting green for the first time. After introductions, the first golfer asked the second, “What’s your handicap?” “Oh, I’m a scratch golfer,” the other replied. “Really!” exclaimed the first woman, suitably impressed that she was paired up with such a strong player. “Yes, I write down all my good scores and scratch out the bad ones.”