David's Clean Jokes

When a women found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news. One day, she took her 4 year old son, Sam, out shopping. A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the baby. “Yes,” he said. “I know what we’re going to name it. If it is a girl, we’re calling her Molly and if it is a boy, we’re going to call it Quits.”