David's Clean Jokes

Yesterday, I had to change a lightbulb, so I went to the hardware store to buy a bulb. I followed a chicken across the street. Afterwards I walked into a bar where I saw a priest, a rabbi, and a blonde being served drinks by Matt, the bartender with no legs. When I got home, I heard a knock-knock at my door. There stood Little Johnny. And it was then I realized: my life is just one big joke!