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Dr. Smith came into the bar regularly, every night ordering an almond daiquiri. One night, the bartender realized he was out of almonds, so he substituted hickory nuts. Dr. Smith
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Dr. Smith came into the bar regularly, every night ordering an almond daiquiri. One night, the bartender realized he was out of almonds, so he substituted hickory nuts. Dr. Smith took one sip and asked, “Is this an almond daiquiri?” Dick replied, “Nope. It’s a hickory daiquiri, Doc.”