David's Clean Jokes

Short Jokes
The kindergarten class had settled down to its coloring books. Jonathan raised his hand and said, “Miss Franklin, I ain’t got no crayons.” “Jonathan,” Miss Franklin said, “you mean, ‘I
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The kindergarten class had settled down to its coloring books. Jonathan raised his hand and said, “Miss Franklin, I ain’t got no crayons.” “Jonathan,” Miss Franklin said, “you mean, ‘I don’t have any crayons. You don’t have any crayons. We don’t have any crayons. They don’t have any crayons.” “Well,” said Jonathan, “what happened to all the crayons?