Puns
What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha.
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What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha.
Puns
All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
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All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
Puns
Q. How do you keep intruders out of a castle made of cheese? A. Moatzarella.
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Q. How do you keep intruders out of a castle made of cheese? A. Moatzarella.
Puns
You didn’t hear about the three big holes in the ground?! Well, well, well.
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You didn’t hear about the three big holes in the ground?! Well, well, well.
Puns
Do pickles enjoy their birthday? Yes, they relish every moment.
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Do pickles enjoy their birthday? Yes, they relish every moment.
Short Jokes
I bought a new blindfold, but I can’t see myself wearing it.
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I bought a new blindfold, but I can’t see myself wearing it.
Short Jokes
I’m gluten intolerant. Please, don’t toast me on my birthday.
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I’m gluten intolerant. Please, don’t toast me on my birthday.
Puns
I just tried kangaroo flavored beer — you can really taste the hops.
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I just tried kangaroo flavored beer — you can really taste the hops.
Puns
How do fish buy things online? With a credit cod.
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How do fish buy things online? With a credit cod.
Puns
Last night I dreamed I was a vinyl record. I woke up feeling groovy.
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Last night I dreamed I was a vinyl record. I woke up feeling groovy.
Puns
If you spent your day in a well, can you say your day was well-spent?
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If you spent your day in a well, can you say your day was well-spent?
Puns
If you ever lock yourself out of your house, just talk to the lock calmly, because communication is key.
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If you ever lock yourself out of your house, just talk to the lock calmly, because communication is key.
Puns
I had to make all these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.
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I had to make all these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.
Puns
I’ve started storing cash in the bush at the bottom of my garden — it’s my hedge fund.
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I’ve started storing cash in the bush at the bottom of my garden — it’s my hedge fund.
Social Posts
I don’t know what’s up with this bottle of Whiskey, but I’m going to get to the bottom of it.
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I don’t know what’s up with this bottle of Whiskey, but I’m going to get to the bottom of it.
Puns
A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.
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A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.
Puns
What do you call a singing computer? A Dell.
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What do you call a singing computer? A Dell.
Puns
Know any jokes about Sodium? Na.
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Know any jokes about Sodium? Na.
Puns
Dogs can’t run an MRI machine, but catscan.
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Dogs can’t run an MRI machine, but catscan.
Short Jokes
People who can’t distrinquish between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I cannot put into words.
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People who can’t distrinquish between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I cannot put into words.
Puns
Being in debt attracts a lot of interest from bankers.
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Being in debt attracts a lot of interest from bankers.
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Vertebrates were losing popularity among biologists in recent years, but they’re back now.
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Vertebrates were losing popularity among biologists in recent years, but they’re back now.
Puns
The most gullible chemical element is easily lead.
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The most gullible chemical element is easily lead.
Puns
What can you serve but never eat? A tennis ball.
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What can you serve but never eat? A tennis ball.
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