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When an acupuncturist heals you of your ailments, its only polite to thank him or her for a jab well done.
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When an acupuncturist heals you of your ailments, its only polite to thank him or her for a jab well done.
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if you trust people who do acupuncture, youre crazy. Those people are all backstabbers!
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if you trust people who do acupuncture, youre crazy. Those people are all backstabbers!
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If you steal my copy of Microsoft Office, youre in for a world of pain. You have my Word.
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If you steal my copy of Microsoft Office, youre in for a world of pain. You have my Word.
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What kind of tile did the snake use to decorate its bathroom? Reptile!
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What kind of tile did the snake use to decorate its bathroom? Reptile!
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Are you certain the sheep are all getting trimmed? Yep, its a shear thing.
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Are you certain the sheep are all getting trimmed? Yep, its a shear thing.
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Why did the PlayStation take a staycation? It was sort of tied down.
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Why did the PlayStation take a staycation? It was sort of tied down.
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Why isn’t whispering permitted in class? Because it’s not aloud.
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Why isn’t whispering permitted in class? Because it’s not aloud.
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Why were the injured horses jokes always bad? They were lame.
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Why were the injured horses jokes always bad? They were lame.
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What does the Pickle family do when their car breaks down? They dill with it.
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What does the Pickle family do when their car breaks down? They dill with it.
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What is a pizzas favorite type of jokes? Cheesy ones!
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What is a pizzas favorite type of jokes? Cheesy ones!
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the no-bell prize.
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the no-bell prize.
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Whenever I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers.
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Whenever I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks!
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Where should you go if you want to learn how to make ice cream? Sundae school.
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Where should you go if you want to learn how to make ice cream? Sundae school.
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What’s the best smelling insect? A deodor-ant.
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What’s the best smelling insect? A deodor-ant.
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I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!
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I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!
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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
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The most corrupt CEOs are the ones who run pretzel companies. Theyre always so twisted.
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The most corrupt CEOs are the ones who run pretzel companies. Theyre always so twisted.
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My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.
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My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.
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A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds,
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A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
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Dont challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless youre prepared for the reaper cushions.
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Dont challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless youre prepared for the reaper cushions.