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Why did the man miss the funeral? He wasnt a mourning person.
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Why did the man miss the funeral? He wasnt a mourning person.
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The doctor gave me some cream for my skin rash. He said I was a sight for psoriasis.
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The doctor gave me some cream for my skin rash. He said I was a sight for psoriasis.
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
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How does an octopus go into battle? Well-armed.
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How does an octopus go into battle? Well-armed.
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I have clean conscience. I havent used it once.
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I have clean conscience. I havent used it once.
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What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
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What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
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What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.
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What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.
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What falls, but never needs a bandage? The rain.
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What falls, but never needs a bandage? The rain.
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There is a new breakfast cereal out for mathematicians called Toasty Numerals. It’s for people who like crunching numbers.
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There is a new breakfast cereal out for mathematicians called Toasty Numerals. It’s for people who like crunching numbers.
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I was young when I learned to count. It was odd at first, even then.
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I was young when I learned to count. It was odd at first, even then.
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I thought I’d forgotten how to play Tetris, but once I started, all the pieces seemed to fall in place.
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I thought I’d forgotten how to play Tetris, but once I started, all the pieces seemed to fall in place.
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There is a gang going through our town, systematically shoplifting clothes in size order. The police believe they’re still at large.
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There is a gang going through our town, systematically shoplifting clothes in size order. The police believe they’re still at large.
Puns
Knock, knock. Whos there? Nobel. Nobel who? You got no bell, so I figured Id knock.
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Knock, knock. Whos there? Nobel. Nobel who? You got no bell, so I figured Id knock.
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Ive started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. Its all about raisin awareness.
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Ive started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. Its all about raisin awareness.
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Whats the most musical part of the chicken? The drumstick.
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Whats the most musical part of the chicken? The drumstick.
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Ive just written a song about tortillas; actually, its more of a wrap.
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Ive just written a song about tortillas; actually, its more of a wrap.
Short Jokes
Im skeptical of anyone who tells me they do yoga every day. Thats a bit of a stretch.
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Im skeptical of anyone who tells me they do yoga every day. Thats a bit of a stretch.
Short Jokes
I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner – all it was doing was gathering dust.
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I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner – all it was doing was gathering dust.
Short Jokes
I just ordered the personal license plate with the letters BAA BAA. It should look cool on my black jeep.
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I just ordered the personal license plate with the letters BAA BAA. It should look cool on my black jeep.
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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
Short Jokes
Went to the doctor with a suspicious-looking mole. He said they all look that way, and I should have left him in the garden.
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Went to the doctor with a suspicious-looking mole. He said they all look that way, and I should have left him in the garden.
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I’m pining for a good tree pun. I wish they were more popular.?
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I’m pining for a good tree pun. I wish they were more popular.?
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What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
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What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
Short Jokes
I refused to believe the road worker was stealing from his job, but when I went to his home, all the signs were there.
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I refused to believe the road worker was stealing from his job, but when I went to his home, all the signs were there.