Puns
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
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When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
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I used to work for the paper business, but then it folded.
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I used to work for the paper business, but then it folded.
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Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
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Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
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Puns
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get? Mistle-toes.
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If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get? Mistle-toes.
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Puns
Why did the teddy bear say “no” to dessert? Because she was stuffed.
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Why did the teddy bear say “no” to dessert? Because she was stuffed.
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Puns
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
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What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
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Short Jokes
I had an “hourglass” figure, but then the sand shifted.
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I had an “hourglass” figure, but then the sand shifted.
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Puns
Why couldn’t the pony sing? Because she was a little hoarse.
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Why couldn’t the pony sing? Because she was a little hoarse.
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Puns
What do you call a broken can opener? A can’t opener.
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What do you call a broken can opener? A can’t opener.
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Short Jokes
Did you hear about the paranoid dyslexic? He thought he was following someone.
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Did you hear about the paranoid dyslexic? He thought he was following someone.
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Social Posts
www.Conjunctivitis.com – now that’s a site for sore eyes.
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www.Conjunctivitis.com – now that’s a site for sore eyes.
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Puns
What do you get when you cross a snake with a pie? A pie-thon!
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What do you get when you cross a snake with a pie? A pie-thon!
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Puns
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
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I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
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Puns
Every morning I announce that I’m going running, but then I don’t. It’s a running joke.
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Every morning I announce that I’m going running, but then I don’t. It’s a running joke.
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Puns
Why are chemists great at solving problems? Because they have all the solutions.
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Why are chemists great at solving problems? Because they have all the solutions.
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Puns
Bread is a lot like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
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Bread is a lot like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
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Social Posts
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Puns
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got amputated? He’s all right now.
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got amputated? He’s all right now.
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Short Jokes
Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
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Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
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Short Jokes
You have two parts of the brain, “left” and “right”. On the left side, there’s nothing right and on the right side, there’s nothing left.
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You have two parts of the brain, “left” and “right”. On the left side, there’s nothing right and on the right side, there’s nothing left.
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Puns
The rotation of the earth really makes my day.
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The rotation of the earth really makes my day.
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Short Jokes
When my wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline, she hit the roof.
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When my wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline, she hit the roof.
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Social Posts
Clones are people two.
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Clones are people two.
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Social Posts
I saw an ad for burial plots, but that’s the last thing I need.
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I saw an ad for burial plots, but that’s the last thing I need.
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