Puns
What do you call a bee that can’t make up it’s mind? A Maybe.
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up it’s mind? A Maybe.
Puns
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I struggled to make hens meet.
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I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I struggled to make hens meet.
Short Jokes
My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him “What was the name of his other leg?
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My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him “What was the name of his other leg?
Short Jokes
You know there’s no official training for trash collectors? They just pick things up as they go along.
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You know there’s no official training for trash collectors? They just pick things up as they go along.
Puns
I’m a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
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I’m a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
Short Jokes
Funny, I don’t remember being absent-minded.
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Funny, I don’t remember being absent-minded.
Puns
What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator.
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What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator.
Short Jokes
I was in the grocery store, and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said, “Are you two an item?”
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I was in the grocery store, and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said, “Are you two an item?”
Puns
Why should you never date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them.
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Why should you never date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them.
Puns
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m ok.
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I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m ok.
Puns
Where did the IT guy go? He probably ransomeware.
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Where did the IT guy go? He probably ransomeware.
Puns
My biggest fear is being trapped in a small room with Santa. I have Claus-trophobia.
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My biggest fear is being trapped in a small room with Santa. I have Claus-trophobia.
Puns
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
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Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
Puns
I’ve started sleeping in our fireplace, now I sleep like a log.
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I’ve started sleeping in our fireplace, now I sleep like a log.
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What do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics!
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What do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics!
Puns
If you see an Apple Store get robbed, does that make you an iWitness?
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If you see an Apple Store get robbed, does that make you an iWitness?
Puns
My friends keep pressuring me to go spelunking, so I finally caved.
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My friends keep pressuring me to go spelunking, so I finally caved.
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Where do sheep go to get a haircut? The baa baa shop.
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Where do sheep go to get a haircut? The baa baa shop.
Short Jokes
I’m reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen — I can feel it.
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I’m reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen — I can feel it.
Puns
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He didn’t get hurt because it was a soft drink.
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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He didn’t get hurt because it was a soft drink.
Puns
What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
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What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Puns
A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
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A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
Puns
I was getting really claustrophobic in elevators. I’ve had to start taking steps to avoid it.
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I was getting really claustrophobic in elevators. I’ve had to start taking steps to avoid it.
Puns
Did you hear about the woman who could not stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
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Did you hear about the woman who could not stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
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