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My friends bakery had burned down yesterday — now his business is toast.
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My friends bakery had burned down yesterday — now his business is toast.
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I entered an astronomy competition the other day — I didn’t get first place, but I did get a constellation prize
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I entered an astronomy competition the other day — I didn’t get first place, but I did get a constellation prize
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Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea? He did some seoul searching.
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Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea? He did some seoul searching.
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Teacher: Who built the first American car? Student: Pilgrims. Teacher: The Pilgrims? Student: Ya, they made the Mayflower Compact.
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Teacher: Who built the first American car? Student: Pilgrims. Teacher: The Pilgrims? Student: Ya, they made the Mayflower Compact.
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When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.
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When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.
Short Jokes
What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine? “Sir” — from a distance.
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What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine? “Sir” — from a distance.
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Recently, a Catholic hair stylist made news traveling around slandering the pope and Catholicism, angering many members of the faith. The pope denounced him — calling him a “hair-a-tick”
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Recently, a Catholic hair stylist made news traveling around slandering the pope and Catholicism, angering many members of the faith. The pope denounced him — calling him a “hair-a-tick”
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What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once? A trifle!
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What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once? A trifle!
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I love the north pole and hate the south pole! Wait, I love the south pole and hate the north pole! – I must be bi-polar.
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I love the north pole and hate the south pole! Wait, I love the south pole and hate the north pole! – I must be bi-polar.
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What do you call a musical wreath made from $100 bills? Aretha Franklins
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What do you call a musical wreath made from $100 bills? Aretha Franklins
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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How much for these old batteries? For you? No charge.
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How much for these old batteries? For you? No charge.
Short Jokes
I needed a password at least eight characters long so I picked — Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
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I needed a password at least eight characters long so I picked — Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
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What do you call 3 mexicans breaking into somewhere? Trespassers
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What do you call 3 mexicans breaking into somewhere? Trespassers
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Cartoonist found dead in home — Details are sketchy.
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Cartoonist found dead in home — Details are sketchy.
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I once had a job crushing cans. It was soda pressing.
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I once had a job crushing cans. It was soda pressing.
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Sick eagles are forbidden by law. They’re illeagle.
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Sick eagles are forbidden by law. They’re illeagle.
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It was only after I started dancing in the food court – alone — that I learned flash mobs are planned.
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It was only after I started dancing in the food court – alone — that I learned flash mobs are planned.
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I wanted to sue the airline because they damaged my luggage. I showed the badly damaged remains to my lawyer. He said “You don’t have much of a case.”
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I wanted to sue the airline because they damaged my luggage. I showed the badly damaged remains to my lawyer. He said “You don’t have much of a case.”
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I was eating at an Indian restaurant when a homeless man came in and asked the girl behind the counter if they had any food he could have. She told
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I was eating at an Indian restaurant when a homeless man came in and asked the girl behind the counter if they had any food he could have. She told him there was Naan.
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How do cows go from one town to another? they cowmmute.
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How do cows go from one town to another? they cowmmute.
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What kind of clothes do lawyers wear? Lawsuits.
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What kind of clothes do lawyers wear? Lawsuits.