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What type of car does an African drive? A Sudan
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What type of car does an African drive? A Sudan
Short Jokes
What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in spanish.
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What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in spanish.
Puns
Knock knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
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Knock knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
Puns
Did you hear about that kidnapping in Texas? He woke up.
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Did you hear about that kidnapping in Texas? He woke up.
Short Jokes
Little girl: “Grandma, make a noise like a frog.” Grandma: “Why?” Little girl: “Cause daddy says we’ll make a lot of money when you croak.”
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Little girl: “Grandma, make a noise like a frog.” Grandma: “Why?” Little girl: “Cause daddy says we’ll make a lot of money when you croak.”
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I was fighting with my wife over the arrangement of the dining-room furniture. I thought I had won but when I got home from work the tables were turned.
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I was fighting with my wife over the arrangement of the dining-room furniture. I thought I had won but when I got home from work the tables were turned.
Social Posts
I doubt my inferiority complex is as good as everyone else’s.
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I doubt my inferiority complex is as good as everyone else’s.
Social Posts
I think a duck’s opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread!
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I think a duck’s opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread!
Short Jokes
Half of all marriages end in divorce — the other half end in death.
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Half of all marriages end in divorce — the other half end in death.
Puns
What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo? A force of habit
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What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo? A force of habit
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I’m getting tired of riding to work from New Jersey to Manhattan with my neighbors I guess I’m getting Carpool Tunnel syndrome
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I’m getting tired of riding to work from New Jersey to Manhattan with my neighbors I guess I’m getting Carpool Tunnel syndrome
Short Jokes
Did some stand up comedy at a bird sanctuary, they were eating out of the palm of my hands.
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Did some stand up comedy at a bird sanctuary, they were eating out of the palm of my hands.
Puns
What does the Pope use to dry his hands? Papal towels.
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What does the Pope use to dry his hands? Papal towels.
Short Jokes
Parallel lines have so much in common, It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
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Parallel lines have so much in common, It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
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Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats? Pier Pressure
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Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats? Pier Pressure
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I bought some vinyl cleaner, just for the record.
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I bought some vinyl cleaner, just for the record.
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You hear the joke about the frenzied mob? It’s a riot.
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You hear the joke about the frenzied mob? It’s a riot.
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What do you call a trespassing camper? Criminal intent
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What do you call a trespassing camper? Criminal intent
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to turkey!
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to turkey!
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Mary had a little lamb — and it was delicious!
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Mary had a little lamb — and it was delicious!
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Horses are very negative – no matter what you ask them, all they say is “neigh.”
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Horses are very negative – no matter what you ask them, all they say is “neigh.”
Short Jokes
How do you know if an Italian person is mute? When you see he has no hands.
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How do you know if an Italian person is mute? When you see he has no hands.
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I got really hungry when we visited the Alpaca Farm, next time Alpaca lunch.
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I got really hungry when we visited the Alpaca Farm, next time Alpaca lunch.