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Wanna hear a Joke about a Jump rope? Nah, let’s just skip it.
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Wanna hear a Joke about a Jump rope? Nah, let’s just skip it.
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I was walking in the desert and saw a redwood tree. I knew this must be a mirage, so I ran into it. To my dismay, the tree and I
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I was walking in the desert and saw a redwood tree. I knew this must be a mirage, so I ran into it. To my dismay, the tree and I collided. I guess it must have been an obstacle illusion.
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I went to a fancy dress party as a calendar — a guy came up to me and said, “Your days are numbered”
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I went to a fancy dress party as a calendar — a guy came up to me and said, “Your days are numbered”
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I think my professor might not know my name. He keeps on correcting it with the word “Late” on all my papers.
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I think my professor might not know my name. He keeps on correcting it with the word “Late” on all my papers.
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What do you call a dog that is a magician? A Labara Cadabarador
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What do you call a dog that is a magician? A Labara Cadabarador
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How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.
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How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.
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Why do felines always win board games? Because they are cheetahs.
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Why do felines always win board games? Because they are cheetahs.
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Cop: “Can you describe the person who robbed you?” Me: “He had on a black shirt and hat with a green apron and charged me $6 for coffee”
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Cop: “Can you describe the person who robbed you?” Me: “He had on a black shirt and hat with a green apron and charged me $6 for coffee”
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Waiter is there soup on the menu? No sir I wiped it off.
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Waiter is there soup on the menu? No sir I wiped it off.
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Did you hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stays up all night wondering if dog exists.
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Did you hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stays up all night wondering if dog exists.
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I was going to major in cosmetology, but then they shut down the space program.
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I was going to major in cosmetology, but then they shut down the space program.
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I couldn’t afford to take my kids to Sea World so I took them to our local fish market, saying, “Shhhh… they’re all asleep.”
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I couldn’t afford to take my kids to Sea World so I took them to our local fish market, saying, “Shhhh… they’re all asleep.”
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I ate the last piece of flan that my wife and I have been fighting over I won the custardy battle.
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I ate the last piece of flan that my wife and I have been fighting over I won the custardy battle.
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Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup? Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading.
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Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup? Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading.
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What kind of pizzas can tell the future? Medium Pizzas
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What kind of pizzas can tell the future? Medium Pizzas
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What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You might think it’s R but his first love will always be the C.
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What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You might think it’s R but his first love will always be the C.
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The thing about boats – ff we don’t bow, everyone gets stern.
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The thing about boats – ff we don’t bow, everyone gets stern.
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Why do I tell jokes in elevators? Because they’re funny on many levels.
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Why do I tell jokes in elevators? Because they’re funny on many levels.
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My clients have a 86% survival rate, which makes me an above-average babysitter.
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My clients have a 86% survival rate, which makes me an above-average babysitter.
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Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight? He brought the wrong carrion.
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Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight? He brought the wrong carrion.
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I just met someone who was a steam-roller operator. He was such a flatterer.
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I just met someone who was a steam-roller operator. He was such a flatterer.
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What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs? Banner.
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What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs? Banner.