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My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is gettin better.
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My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is gettin better.
Puns
What do you call a blind dinosaur? A do-think-he-saurus. What do you call a blind dinosaurs dog? A do-you-think-he-saurus-rex
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What do you call a blind dinosaur? A do-think-he-saurus. What do you call a blind dinosaurs dog? A do-you-think-he-saurus-rex
Short Jokes
I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I’ve never driven a bus before!
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I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I’ve never driven a bus before!
Puns
A Mexican fireman had twin boys. He named them Jose and Hose B
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A Mexican fireman had twin boys. He named them Jose and Hose B
Puns
What did the car said to the valet? I’ve been through a lot.
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What did the car said to the valet? I’ve been through a lot.
Puns
Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? He’s a small medium at large.
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Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? He’s a small medium at large.
Puns
My son just got a tattoo of a heart, a spade, a club, and a diamond, all without my permission. I guess I’ll deal with him later.
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My son just got a tattoo of a heart, a spade, a club, and a diamond, all without my permission. I guess I’ll deal with him later.
Puns
What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man? WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes
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What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man? WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes
Social Posts
Sorry about the concussion Steve, but it wouldn’t be called a “trust fall” if it worked every time.
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Sorry about the concussion Steve, but it wouldn’t be called a “trust fall” if it worked every time.
Short Jokes
Have you heard about the sensitive burglar? He takes things personally.
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Have you heard about the sensitive burglar? He takes things personally.
Short Jokes
Have you ever been to an Amish party? Those guys really raise the roof!
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Have you ever been to an Amish party? Those guys really raise the roof!
Puns
I’m going out with a girl I met online who’s a vegetarian – I’ve never met herbivore.
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I’m going out with a girl I met online who’s a vegetarian – I’ve never met herbivore.
Puns
How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation.
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How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation.
Puns
What did the magician’s girlfriend say to the magician? I can’t see you anymore.
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What did the magician’s girlfriend say to the magician? I can’t see you anymore.
Puns
What would you call a very funny mountain? Hill Areas!
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What would you call a very funny mountain? Hill Areas!
Short Jokes
Always stand up for what you believe in, unless what you believe in is sitting down.
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Always stand up for what you believe in, unless what you believe in is sitting down.
Social Posts
Interviewer: do you have any experience in a leadership role? Me: well, I am the group admin for a WhatsApp group
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Interviewer: do you have any experience in a leadership role? Me: well, I am the group admin for a WhatsApp group
Short Jokes
I’m one of those people who thinks different races shouldn’t mix, which is why I don’t participate in triathlons.
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I’m one of those people who thinks different races shouldn’t mix, which is why I don’t participate in triathlons.
Short Jokes
It’s a comfort knowing Dad is looking down on me, but we should probably cut his hang-glider out of that tree one of these days.
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It’s a comfort knowing Dad is looking down on me, but we should probably cut his hang-glider out of that tree one of these days.
Puns
Why are hula dancers so pretentious? Because their hippstirs.
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Why are hula dancers so pretentious? Because their hippstirs.
Short Jokes
I’m really bad at understanding some common phrases and vice versa.
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I’m really bad at understanding some common phrases and vice versa.
Short Jokes
I’m so introverted I won’t even talk to myself.
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I’m so introverted I won’t even talk to myself.
Puns
The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week. There was no coffin at the funeral
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The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week. There was no coffin at the funeral