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Why are atoms so serious? Because they’re no laughing matter.
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Why are atoms so serious? Because they’re no laughing matter.
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They should just rename double stuffed Oreos to regular Oreos. And rename regular Oreos to “Do it Yourself Double Oreo Kits”.
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They should just rename double stuffed Oreos to regular Oreos. And rename regular Oreos to “Do it Yourself Double Oreo Kits”.
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I love posting spam. Although, I’ve been warned again by the Post Office not to mail pieces of meat in letters.
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I love posting spam. Although, I’ve been warned again by the Post Office not to mail pieces of meat in letters.
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The Pink Panther’s To Do list: To do, to do, to do, to do, to do, to do, to doooo
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The Pink Panther’s To Do list: To do, to do, to do, to do, to do, to do, to doooo
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I read an actual newspaper today! For those of you who don’t understand, a newspaper is like the Internet but made of paper.
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I read an actual newspaper today! For those of you who don’t understand, a newspaper is like the Internet but made of paper.
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Apparently Sea World’s CEO has declared an end to kissing and dancing for its performing Orcas. Now those whales will know how I felt at my high school prom.
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Apparently Sea World’s CEO has declared an end to kissing and dancing for its performing Orcas. Now those whales will know how I felt at my high school prom.
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What game do they play at Mexican carnivals? Guaca-mole!
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What game do they play at Mexican carnivals? Guaca-mole!
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Why did the cows come back to the marijuana field? The pot was calling the cattle back
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Why did the cows come back to the marijuana field? The pot was calling the cattle back
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I proposed to my Mexican girlfriend, but she said I wasn’t the Juan.
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I proposed to my Mexican girlfriend, but she said I wasn’t the Juan.
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Just went sledding for the first time. I liked it until I got on the sled. It was all down hill from there.
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Just went sledding for the first time. I liked it until I got on the sled. It was all down hill from there.
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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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Q: What’s the difference between a moose and an ant? A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn’t have mooselers.
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Q: What’s the difference between a moose and an ant? A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn’t have mooselers.
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I asked one of my sumo-wrestling friends whether he wanted some sushi for dinner He just replied “No thanks, I’m not a big Japanese guy”
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I asked one of my sumo-wrestling friends whether he wanted some sushi for dinner He just replied “No thanks, I’m not a big Japanese guy”
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As if being a surgeon wasn’t enough you’re a General too?
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As if being a surgeon wasn’t enough you’re a General too?
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Teacher: We’re going to need you to work with your daughter on humility. Me: I was never good with weather stuff but I’ll give it a shot.
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Teacher: We’re going to need you to work with your daughter on humility. Me: I was never good with weather stuff but I’ll give it a shot.
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What do u call a disadvantaged person from East India? Hindi-capped
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What do u call a disadvantaged person from East India? Hindi-capped
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I became a vegan yesterday – I tell you, it was a missed-steak.
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I became a vegan yesterday – I tell you, it was a missed-steak.
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The word ‘nothing’ is a palindrome. ‘Nothing’ reversed is ‘Gnihton’ which also means nothing
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The word ‘nothing’ is a palindrome. ‘Nothing’ reversed is ‘Gnihton’ which also means nothing
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What is the most affectionate type of chicken? The tender ones.
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What is the most affectionate type of chicken? The tender ones.
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What do you call a bearded gardener? Hairy Potter
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What do you call a bearded gardener? Hairy Potter
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How much does it cost for a pirate to get their ears pierced? A Buccaneer.
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How much does it cost for a pirate to get their ears pierced? A Buccaneer.
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Putting the dog down today. Gonna start by telling him he has a big nose.
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Putting the dog down today. Gonna start by telling him he has a big nose.
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What do you call conjoined dolphins? Dual porpoise.
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What do you call conjoined dolphins? Dual porpoise.