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I once shot a deer in my pajamas. How it got in my pajamas, I will never know.
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I once shot a deer in my pajamas. How it got in my pajamas, I will never know.
Short Jokes
A Roman guy walks into a bar – holds up two fingers and says “Five beers please!”
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A Roman guy walks into a bar – holds up two fingers and says “Five beers please!”
Puns
Why do I tell jokes in elevators? Because they’re funny on many levels.
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Why do I tell jokes in elevators? Because they’re funny on many levels.
Short Jokes
I come from a family of failed magicians – I have 2 half sisters
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I come from a family of failed magicians – I have 2 half sisters
Puns
What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat? An investigator.
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What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat? An investigator.
Short Jokes
My clients have a 86% survival rate, which makes me an above-average babysitter.
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My clients have a 86% survival rate, which makes me an above-average babysitter.
Puns
What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed? God bless America.
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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed? God bless America.
Puns
Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight? He brought the wrong carrion.
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Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight? He brought the wrong carrion.
Social Posts
What’s the key to long lasting relationships? Not breaking up
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What’s the key to long lasting relationships? Not breaking up
Puns
There are two hats on a hanger – The broken one says to the other: “You go on a head…”
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There are two hats on a hanger – The broken one says to the other: “You go on a head…”
Puns
Did you hear about the scarecrow who won a Nobel Prize? He’s out standing in his field.
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Did you hear about the scarecrow who won a Nobel Prize? He’s out standing in his field.
Puns
I went to a fancy dress party as a calendar. A guy came up to me and said – “Your days are numbered”
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I went to a fancy dress party as a calendar. A guy came up to me and said – “Your days are numbered”
Puns
What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs? Banner.
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What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs? Banner.
Puns
How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents.
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How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents.
Puns
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin.
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What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin.
Puns
Animals that lose their tails visit the retail store.
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Animals that lose their tails visit the retail store.
Puns
Why did the noodles go to rehab? To get yakisoba.
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Why did the noodles go to rehab? To get yakisoba.
Short Jokes
My boyfriend and I are Cherokee Indians. He stood me up at our favorite restaurant last night, but it’s OK. I don’t think we could have stayed anyway, we didn’t
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My boyfriend and I are Cherokee Indians. He stood me up at our favorite restaurant last night, but it’s OK. I don’t think we could have stayed anyway, we didn’t have a reservation.
Puns
A man got arrested for assaulting someone with a defibrillator. The victim said that he was gonna press charges.
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A man got arrested for assaulting someone with a defibrillator. The victim said that he was gonna press charges.
Short Jokes
If you want to set up and run a small company – that’s your business.
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If you want to set up and run a small company – that’s your business.
Puns
How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up behind it
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How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up behind it
Short Jokes
Man died after being crushed against a mirror. Witnesses said: “he saw it coming”
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Man died after being crushed against a mirror. Witnesses said: “he saw it coming”
Puns
Why do Communists only drink coffee? Because proper tea is theft.
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Why do Communists only drink coffee? Because proper tea is theft.