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Soldier who fought in WWII hit with pepper spray
he is now a seasoned veteran.
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Soldier who fought in WWII hit with pepper spray
he is now a seasoned veteran.
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Puns
Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course – he’d be eggs-terminated.
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Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course – he’d be eggs-terminated.
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When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees? In the Ark-hives.
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When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees? In the Ark-hives.
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What do you call a German with a bad attitude? A sour Kraut.
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What do you call a German with a bad attitude? A sour Kraut.
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Well, I had to break up with the baker I’ve been dating, she was just too kneady.
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Well, I had to break up with the baker I’ve been dating, she was just too kneady.
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Puns
I bought a muzzle for my pet duck. Nothing flashy, but it fits the bill.
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I bought a muzzle for my pet duck. Nothing flashy, but it fits the bill.
Short Jokes
A blind guy walks into a bar…then a table, then a chair, then another chair…
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A blind guy walks into a bar…then a table, then a chair, then another chair…
Social Posts
Today I learned two things: 1. Build-A-Bear Workshop only lets you stuff fake animals 2. Mall security guards get to use real handcuffs.
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Today I learned two things: 1. Build-A-Bear Workshop only lets you stuff fake animals 2. Mall security guards get to use real handcuffs.
Short Jokes
Why did the Canadian cross the road? Because that’s the direction his car was sliding.
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Why did the Canadian cross the road? Because that’s the direction his car was sliding.
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Why did the Storm Trooper decide to buy an Iphone? Because he couldn’t find the Droid he was looking for.
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Why did the Storm Trooper decide to buy an Iphone? Because he couldn’t find the Droid he was looking for.
Short Jokes
There are two types of people in life
those who think there are two types of people in life and the rest.
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There are two types of people in life
those who think there are two types of people in life and the rest.
Short Jokes
Communism jokes are not funny unless everyone gets them.
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Communism jokes are not funny unless everyone gets them.
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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they could spend years at C.
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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they could spend years at C.
Social Posts
Shout out to my self-aware friends, you know who you are.
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Shout out to my self-aware friends, you know who you are.
Puns
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
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What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
Short Jokes
When I lived on a houseboat I was seeing the girl next door, but eventually we drifted apart.
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When I lived on a houseboat I was seeing the girl next door, but eventually we drifted apart.
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What do you call little kids in Belgium? Brusselsprouts
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What do you call little kids in Belgium? Brusselsprouts
Short Jokes
My friend’s a scientist and accidentally chilled his lab rat to absolute zero. At first the rat was just frozen, but he’s 0K now.
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My friend’s a scientist and accidentally chilled his lab rat to absolute zero. At first the rat was just frozen, but he’s 0K now.
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I saw a sausage fly by my window I must be going insane it was actually a bird. I think I’ve taken a tern for the wurst
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I saw a sausage fly by my window I must be going insane it was actually a bird. I think I’ve taken a tern for the wurst
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A policeman sees two boys, one with batteries, the other with fireworks He charges the first boy and lets the other off.
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A policeman sees two boys, one with batteries, the other with fireworks He charges the first boy and lets the other off.
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Guest: Why did you offer me a piece of candy? Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.
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Guest: Why did you offer me a piece of candy? Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.