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I once was bored so I decided to eat a clock to pass the time. It was very time consuming.
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I once was bored so I decided to eat a clock to pass the time. It was very time consuming.
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I was going to break up a fight between two Rabbis… But they were just arguing semitics.
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I was going to break up a fight between two Rabbis… But they were just arguing semitics.
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I submitted 10 of my best puns to a Joke competition expecting at least 1 to win, but…No pun in ten did..
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I submitted 10 of my best puns to a Joke competition expecting at least 1 to win, but…No pun in ten did..
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Don’t you just hate it when people answer their own questions? I do.
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Don’t you just hate it when people answer their own questions? I do.
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A Spanish magician announced that for his final trick, he would vanish into thin air. He counted down: uno, dos, then POOF! He was gone, without a tres.
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A Spanish magician announced that for his final trick, he would vanish into thin air. He counted down: uno, dos, then POOF! He was gone, without a tres.
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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one
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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one
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What does a sheep call a film it doesn’t like? A baaahhhd movie.
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What does a sheep call a film it doesn’t like? A baaahhhd movie.
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My internet connection on my farm was be terrible until I moved the router in the horse barn. Now I have stable WiFi.
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My internet connection on my farm was be terrible until I moved the router in the horse barn. Now I have stable WiFi.
Short Jokes
Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets, and then it hit me.
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Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets, and then it hit me.
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What do you call a number that won’t sit still? A roamin’ numeral.
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What do you call a number that won’t sit still? A roamin’ numeral.
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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.
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My Grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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My Grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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Why don’t doctors get mad easily? They have a lot of patients
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Why don’t doctors get mad easily? They have a lot of patients
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Don’t buy whitening toothpaste It says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days. 15 days have come and gone…and I am still Asian.
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Don’t buy whitening toothpaste It says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days. 15 days have come and gone…and I am still Asian.
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What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? Shut the door I’m dressing
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What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? Shut the door I’m dressing
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I want to make a series about the murder of an airline crew but I still have to shoot the pilot.
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I want to make a series about the murder of an airline crew but I still have to shoot the pilot.
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Did you hear about the skeleton who didn’t go to prom? He had no body to go with.
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Did you hear about the skeleton who didn’t go to prom? He had no body to go with.
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Puns
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym? I’ll re-rack.
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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym? I’ll re-rack.
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What do you call a green cow in a field? Invisibull.
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What do you call a green cow in a field? Invisibull.
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Why can’t a bike stand on it’s own? Because it is two tired.
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Why can’t a bike stand on it’s own? Because it is two tired.