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A Sunday school teacher was reading Bible stories to their young class… “A man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his
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A Sunday school teacher was reading Bible stories to their young class… “A man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to a pillar of salt.” One child asked, “What happened to the flea?”
Short Jokes
My dad is kind of a square because he’s never been around.
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My dad is kind of a square because he’s never been around.
Puns
You heard the rumor going around about butter? Nevermind, I shouldn’t spread it.
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You heard the rumor going around about butter? Nevermind, I shouldn’t spread it.
Puns
What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
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What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Short Jokes
Customer Service: “Your call is very important to us…please enjoy this 40-minute flute solo.”
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Customer Service: “Your call is very important to us…please enjoy this 40-minute flute solo.”
Long Jokes
A husband and wife had a big argument. Frustrated and fed up, the wife called up her mom and said, “We fought again, I can’t do this anymore. I am
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A husband and wife had a big argument. Frustrated and fed up, the wife called up her mom and said, “We fought again, I can’t do this anymore. I am coming to live with you.” Mom said, “No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you.
Puns
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe? Roberto
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What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe? Roberto
Puns
What do mermaids wash their clothes with? Tide.
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What do mermaids wash their clothes with? Tide.
Short Jokes
My housekeeper has been stealing from me but I can’t seem to catch her in the act. She always makes a clean getaway.
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My housekeeper has been stealing from me but I can’t seem to catch her in the act. She always makes a clean getaway.
Puns
What do you call a pea that rolls off your plate? An escapea.
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What do you call a pea that rolls off your plate? An escapea.
Long Jokes
I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding in a stagecoach. Suddenly, a man riding a horse pulls up to the left side of
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I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding in a stagecoach. Suddenly, a man riding a horse pulls up to the left side of the stagecoach, and a riderless horse pulls up on the right. The man leans down, pulls open the door, and jumps off his horse into the stagecoach. Then he opens the door on the other side and jumps onto the other horse. Just before he rode off, I yelled out, “What was all that about?” He replied, “Nothing. It’s just a stage I’m going through.”
Short Jokes
My friend complained about working every Sunday, and rarely gets Sunday toff. I said “what did you expect? you’re a pastor.”
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My friend complained about working every Sunday, and rarely gets Sunday toff. I said “what did you expect? you’re a pastor.”
Puns
My daughter asked why I have a written word tattoo between my shoulders that tells about my childhood. I said “that’s my back story.”
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My daughter asked why I have a written word tattoo between my shoulders that tells about my childhood. I said “that’s my back story.”
Short Jokes
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a half of worm in your apple.
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What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a half of worm in your apple.
Short Jokes
My daughter broke up with this amazing guy because he lost both his arms she says he is not handsome any more.
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My daughter broke up with this amazing guy because he lost both his arms she says he is not handsome any more.
Short Jokes
I was kicked out of an amatuer ugly looking competition…They said I was a professional.
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I was kicked out of an amatuer ugly looking competition…They said I was a professional.
Short Jokes
You’ll win one million dollars if you answer ‘no’ to my first question. Are you in?” “Yes.”
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You’ll win one million dollars if you answer ‘no’ to my first question. Are you in?” “Yes.”
Short Jokes
Make the little things count, teach midgets Math.
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Make the little things count, teach midgets Math.
Short Jokes
Dear Wine Expert: How much should I spend on a really good bottle of wine? A half-hour? Twenty minutes?
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Dear Wine Expert: How much should I spend on a really good bottle of wine? A half-hour? Twenty minutes?
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When I was young, a bully was trying to pick a fight with me. He said, “My dad can whoop your dad!” I replied, “So what, so can my mom!”
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When I was young, a bully was trying to pick a fight with me. He said, “My dad can whoop your dad!” I replied, “So what, so can my mom!”
Long Jokes
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a cocktail party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned: “Daddy, you shouldn’t wear that suit.” And why
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A little girl was watching her parents dress for a cocktail party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned: “Daddy, you shouldn’t wear that suit.” And why not, darling?”, the father asked. “You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning.”
Short Jokes
Just got over my Phil Collin’s addiction, so take a look at me now.
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Just got over my Phil Collin’s addiction, so take a look at me now.
Long Jokes
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their
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A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically. “Relative of yours?” The wife replied, “in-laws.”