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My dad used to say “The first rule is to always leave them wanting more”. Great great…terrible anesthetist.
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My dad used to say “The first rule is to always leave them wanting more”. Great great…terrible anesthetist.
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What is the NSA?A government organization that actually listens to you.
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What is the NSA?A government organization that actually listens to you.
Short Jokes
I used to work at a stationery store. But, I didn’t feel like I was going anywhere. So, I got a job at a travel agency. Now, I know I’ll
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I used to work at a stationery store. But, I didn’t feel like I was going anywhere. So, I got a job at a travel agency. Now, I know I’ll be going places.
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My boss want to sign us up for a 401k. No way I’m running that far.
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My boss want to sign us up for a 401k. No way I’m running that far.
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I’m making a new documentary on how to fly a plan. We’re currently filming the pilot.
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I’m making a new documentary on how to fly a plan. We’re currently filming the pilot.
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I am really thankful to my primary school math teacher who taught me how to subtract numbers. He really encouraged me to make a difference.
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I am really thankful to my primary school math teacher who taught me how to subtract numbers. He really encouraged me to make a difference.
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Got fired from the whiskey factory. I applied for unemployment benefits, but they said I have no proof that I worked there.
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Got fired from the whiskey factory. I applied for unemployment benefits, but they said I have no proof that I worked there.
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Had my first book signing. Signed 57 books before the librarian thew me out.
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Had my first book signing. Signed 57 books before the librarian thew me out.
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Forr summe reaeson, i’ve nevver yett wun a gaim of Skrabel.
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Forr summe reaeson, i’ve nevver yett wun a gaim of Skrabel.
Puns
Q: Why are mountains the funniest place to vacation? A: They are hill-arious.
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Q: Why are mountains the funniest place to vacation? A: They are hill-arious.
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Just started reading a good book…The History of Chinese Food by Chris P. Duck.
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Just started reading a good book…The History of Chinese Food by Chris P. Duck.
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I once dated a geologist, but the relationship was just too rocky. When he broke up with me I was crushed.
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I once dated a geologist, but the relationship was just too rocky. When he broke up with me I was crushed.
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I am sad that my case of laryngitis is so bad. It’s not easy for me to talk about.
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I am sad that my case of laryngitis is so bad. It’s not easy for me to talk about.
Puns
What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.
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What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.
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What do fish sing during the holidays? Christmas corals.
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What do fish sing during the holidays? Christmas corals.
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What’s the Grinch’s least favorite band? The Who.
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What’s the Grinch’s least favorite band? The Who.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa like to ride? A Holly Davidson.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa like to ride? A Holly Davidson.
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What did Santa say to the smoker? Please don’t smoke, it’s bad for my elf.
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What did Santa say to the smoker? Please don’t smoke, it’s bad for my elf.
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What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsil-itis!
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What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsil-itis!
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What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
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What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
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What do you call a broke Santa? Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a broke Santa? Saint Nickel-less.
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What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke? This one’s gonna sleigh you!
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What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke? This one’s gonna sleigh you!
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What did the stamp say to the Christmas card? Stick with me and we’ll go places!
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What did the stamp say to the Christmas card? Stick with me and we’ll go places!