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Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.
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Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.
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A realtors biggest fear is someone coming into their office and yelling NOBODY MOVE!
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A realtors biggest fear is someone coming into their office and yelling NOBODY MOVE!
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Hotel Manager: “Rooms overlooking the sea cost 5 Dollars extra.” Guest Checking In.: “How much does it cost if I promise not to look?”
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Hotel Manager: “Rooms overlooking the sea cost 5 Dollars extra.” Guest Checking In.: “How much does it cost if I promise not to look?”
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I heard an interesting show about how to plant peas. It was a podcast.
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I heard an interesting show about how to plant peas. It was a podcast.
Puns
I’ve started going to be dressed in a full suit of armor. It’s the best way to get a good knights sleep.
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I’ve started going to be dressed in a full suit of armor. It’s the best way to get a good knights sleep.
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I always carry a pebble with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in November…I call it my jingle bell rock.
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I always carry a pebble with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in November…I call it my jingle bell rock.
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I always used to get small shocks when touching metal objects but it stopped recently. Needless to say, I’m ex-static.
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I always used to get small shocks when touching metal objects but it stopped recently. Needless to say, I’m ex-static.
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My mom bought me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday. I couldn’t find the words to thank her.
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My mom bought me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday. I couldn’t find the words to thank her.
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I fell so strongly about graffiti in public cubicles….I’ve signed a partition.
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I fell so strongly about graffiti in public cubicles….I’ve signed a partition.
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Luckily, all my passwords are protected by amnesia.
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Luckily, all my passwords are protected by amnesia.
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My sister the horse groomer had no problem getting a load due to her stable income.
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My sister the horse groomer had no problem getting a load due to her stable income.
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Why did the student study in an airplane? He wanted a higher education!
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Why did the student study in an airplane? He wanted a higher education!
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Me: I know a guy that sounds like an owl. Friend: Who?
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Me: I know a guy that sounds like an owl. Friend: Who?
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The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, Im so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe daddy will do the trick he has been promising us.
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The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, Im so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe daddy will do the trick he has been promising us. The grandmother was curious. What trick is that my dear? she asked. The little boy replied, I heard daddy tell mommy that he would jump out of the window if you came to visit us again.
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Being on the edge isn’t safe but the view is better.
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Being on the edge isn’t safe but the view is better.
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If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
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If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
Short Jokes
Teacher: Paul, what is the chemical formula of water? Paul: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O. Teacher: What is this? Paul: Well!! you said it is H2O.
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Teacher: Paul, what is the chemical formula of water? Paul: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O. Teacher: What is this? Paul: Well!! you said it is H2O.
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I started a band called 999 megabytes. We still havent gotten a gig!
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I started a band called 999 megabytes. We still havent gotten a gig!
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What would happen if a fish was elected mayor? It might open a can of worms.
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What would happen if a fish was elected mayor? It might open a can of worms.
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“The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.”
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“The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.”
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You have a music test today? Did you study your notes?
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You have a music test today? Did you study your notes?
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“It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.”
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“It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.”
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As I was coming back from Canada, I stopped at the border and the guy asked, “Do you have any firearms with you?” I answered, “What do you need?”
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As I was coming back from Canada, I stopped at the border and the guy asked, “Do you have any firearms with you?” I answered, “What do you need?”