Short Jokes
Zach: “Why do cows wear bells around their necks?” ELLIOT: “Why?” ZACH: “Because their horns don’t work.
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Zach: “Why do cows wear bells around their necks?” ELLIOT: “Why?” ZACH: “Because their horns don’t work.
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Short Jokes
Why did the robot go on summer vacation? He needed to recharge his batteries.
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Why did the robot go on summer vacation? He needed to recharge his batteries.
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Short Jokes
“I know a surgeon who puts organs back in upside down. He says it’s an inside joke.”
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“I know a surgeon who puts organs back in upside down. He says it’s an inside joke.”
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Short Jokes
DAUGHTER: I have to use the bathroom. ME: *pulls into rest stop* DAUGHTER: Thanks. ME: Make sure you’re back in 5 minutes. DAUGHTER: I will. ME: We accidentally left your
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DAUGHTER: I have to use the bathroom. ME: *pulls into rest stop* DAUGHTER: Thanks. ME: Make sure you’re back in 5 minutes. DAUGHTER: I will. ME: We accidentally left your brother behind once. DAUGHTER: I don’t have a brother. ME: Exactly.
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Short Jokes
My grandfather invented the cold air balloon…It never really took off.
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My grandfather invented the cold air balloon…It never really took off.
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Puns
How does a train hear another train coming? With its engineers.
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How does a train hear another train coming? With its engineers.
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Social Posts
“Heard a woman in Target ask her kid, “Is that a smart choice to make with your money?” – “Now I’m wishing she would follow me around the store, too.”
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“Heard a woman in Target ask her kid, “Is that a smart choice to make with your money?” – “Now I’m wishing she would follow me around the store, too.”
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Short Jokes
I grilled a chicken for two hours…It still wouldn’t tell me why it crossed the road.
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I grilled a chicken for two hours…It still wouldn’t tell me why it crossed the road.
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Short Jokes
“I drank so much Vodka last night that this morning I woke up with a Russian accent.”
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“I drank so much Vodka last night that this morning I woke up with a Russian accent.”
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Short Jokes
My phone has this cool app that shows me what I would look like as an old person. It’s called Camera.
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My phone has this cool app that shows me what I would look like as an old person. It’s called Camera.
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Short Jokes
Manager: “Henry, you wear an old fashioned coat in the office.” Henry: “Yes, it is a bit out of date. I bought it the last time I got a rise.”
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Manager: “Henry, you wear an old fashioned coat in the office.” Henry: “Yes, it is a bit out of date. I bought it the last time I got a rise.”
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Short Jokes
Teacher: “Tommy, do you know the present tense of knew?” Tommy: “No, Sir.” Teacher: “Correct.”
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Teacher: “Tommy, do you know the present tense of knew?” Tommy: “No, Sir.” Teacher: “Correct.”
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Short Jokes
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
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Short Jokes
I poured root beer in a square glass. Now I just have beer.
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I poured root beer in a square glass. Now I just have beer.
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Short Jokes
My wife discovered I was cheating on her when she found a bunch of letters that I had hidden. She is really angry with me and says that she will
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My wife discovered I was cheating on her when she found a bunch of letters that I had hidden. She is really angry with me and says that she will never play Scrabble with me gain.
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Puns
My stand-up gig at Sea World went well. Got the seal of approval.
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My stand-up gig at Sea World went well. Got the seal of approval.
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Puns
Don’t challenge death to a pillow fight, unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
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Don’t challenge death to a pillow fight, unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
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Short Jokes
Patient: Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation. Doctor: Don’t worry. Mine too.
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Patient: Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation. Doctor: Don’t worry. Mine too.
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Short Jokes
Patient: Oh Doctor, I’m starting to forget things. Doctor: Since when have you had this condition? Patient: What condition?
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Patient: Oh Doctor, I’m starting to forget things. Doctor: Since when have you had this condition? Patient: What condition?
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Short Jokes
“My grief counselor dies. He was so good I don’t even care.”
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“My grief counselor dies. He was so good I don’t even care.”
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Short Jokes
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving more than once.
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You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving more than once.
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Short Jokes
My wife and I can never agree on vacations. I want to go to exotic islands and stay in 5 star hotels. She wants to come with me.
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My wife and I can never agree on vacations. I want to go to exotic islands and stay in 5 star hotels. She wants to come with me.
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Short Jokes
My girlfriend and I have been really stressed and having some issues so we decided to take a mini vacation, a weekend trip to a ski resort. Everything started off
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My girlfriend and I have been really stressed and having some issues so we decided to take a mini vacation, a weekend trip to a ski resort. Everything started off well, but things went downhill really fast.
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Puns
Teachers who take class attendance are absent-minded.
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Teachers who take class attendance are absent-minded.
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