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I went to that new restaurant, Karma. Theres no menu, you just get what you deserve.
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I went to that new restaurant, Karma. Theres no menu, you just get what you deserve.
Short Jokes
Im afraid of negative numbers, and Ill stop at nothing to avoid them.
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Im afraid of negative numbers, and Ill stop at nothing to avoid them.
Short Jokes
I saw two huge black birds in my garden this morning and they were stuck together. Turns out they were velcrows.
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I saw two huge black birds in my garden this morning and they were stuck together. Turns out they were velcrows.
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I saw my neighbor stealing my socks off my washing line. I was going to confront him but I got cold feet.
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I saw my neighbor stealing my socks off my washing line. I was going to confront him but I got cold feet.
Short Jokes
I went into a shop today and asked why their exit sign was flickering on and off. The shopkeeper said, “it’s on the way out.”
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I went into a shop today and asked why their exit sign was flickering on and off. The shopkeeper said, “it’s on the way out.”
Short Jokes
The inventor of Morse code has sadly passed away. Dashes to dashes dots to dots.
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The inventor of Morse code has sadly passed away. Dashes to dashes dots to dots.
Short Jokes
What are windmills favorite genre of music? Theyre big metal fans.
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What are windmills favorite genre of music? Theyre big metal fans.
Short Jokes
I’m writing a book about glue, but I’m stuck on the first chapter.
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I’m writing a book about glue, but I’m stuck on the first chapter.
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The best way to get back on your feet, miss a car payment.
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The best way to get back on your feet, miss a car payment.
Short Jokes
By shear coincidence, all these sheep look the same.
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By shear coincidence, all these sheep look the same.
Short Jokes
I’ve started a business recycling chewing gum…I’m having trouble getting it off the ground.
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I’ve started a business recycling chewing gum…I’m having trouble getting it off the ground.
Short Jokes
I just heard they wont be making rulers any longer.
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I just heard they wont be making rulers any longer.
Puns
My kid swallowed some coins, so the doctor told me to just wait…no change yet.
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My kid swallowed some coins, so the doctor told me to just wait…no change yet.
Puns
After the birth of your child, your role in life will become apparent.
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After the birth of your child, your role in life will become apparent.
Puns
What do you call a laughing motorcycle? Yamahahaha.
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What do you call a laughing motorcycle? Yamahahaha.
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My toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.
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My toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.
Puns
How do you put a baby alien to sleep? You rocket.
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How do you put a baby alien to sleep? You rocket.
Puns
I once lived in a home with four foot ceilings. I couldn’t stand living there.
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I once lived in a home with four foot ceilings. I couldn’t stand living there.
Puns
You should wear glasses while doing math. It improves division.
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You should wear glasses while doing math. It improves division.
Short Jokes
Only small babies are delivered by stork, the big ones need a crane.
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Only small babies are delivered by stork, the big ones need a crane.
Puns
What did the ill comic say in the hospital? Im here
all weak.
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What did the ill comic say in the hospital? Im here
all weak.
Puns
Why should you never breakup with a goalie? Because hes a keeper.
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Why should you never breakup with a goalie? Because hes a keeper.
Short Jokes
He claims that he owns the world’s small soup pot, but I wouldn’t put much stock in it.
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He claims that he owns the world’s small soup pot, but I wouldn’t put much stock in it.