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We should be able to call into work healthy. Like, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and don’t want to waste it on being at
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We should be able to call into work healthy. Like, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and don’t want to waste it on being at work.
Social Posts
I don’t like to brag about expensive places I’ve been…..but, last night I went to the grocery store.
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I don’t like to brag about expensive places I’ve been…..but, last night I went to the grocery store.
Short Jokes
Puns
I’ve been busy writing a pun about the wind. I can’t share it yet, it’s just a draft.
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I’ve been busy writing a pun about the wind. I can’t share it yet, it’s just a draft.
Puns
There have been plenty of chicken jokes lately. I guess the hens justify the memes.
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There have been plenty of chicken jokes lately. I guess the hens justify the memes.
Puns
I was walking through a quarry and I said to the foreman, “That sure is a big rock.” “Boulder”, he corrected me. So I stuck out y chest and shouted,
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I was walking through a quarry and I said to the foreman, “That sure is a big rock.” “Boulder”, he corrected me. So I stuck out y chest and shouted, “THAT SURE IS A BIG ROCK!”
Short Jokes
My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs! I’ve been his customer for 4 years, but I had no idea he was a barber.
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My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs! I’ve been his customer for 4 years, but I had no idea he was a barber.
Short Jokes
Sign at the Urologist’s office: URINE good hands.
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Sign at the Urologist’s office: URINE good hands.
Short Jokes
Every morning after I leave the house, a bike comes out of nowhere and runs me over…it’s a vicious cycle.
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Every morning after I leave the house, a bike comes out of nowhere and runs me over…it’s a vicious cycle.
Short Jokes
So this guy stopped me in town today and said, “What a lovey part of the country you live in, have you lived here all your life? … I said,
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So this guy stopped me in town today and said, “What a lovey part of the country you live in, have you lived here all your life? … I said, “No, not yet.”
Short Jokes
Just got a new job as a church bell ringer It’s my first day so they’re just showing me the ropes.
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Just got a new job as a church bell ringer It’s my first day so they’re just showing me the ropes.
Short Jokes
One night a deer, a skunk and a duck went out for dinner at a restaurant. When it came time to pay, the skunk didn’t have a scent, the deer
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One night a deer, a skunk and a duck went out for dinner at a restaurant. When it came time to pay, the skunk didn’t have a scent, the deer didn’t have a buck, so they put it on the duck’s bill.
Short Jokes
Did you hear about that guy who fell into the infinity pool? Yeah… it took him forever to get out.
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Did you hear about that guy who fell into the infinity pool? Yeah… it took him forever to get out.
Short Jokes
I just bought an answering machine…what should I ask it?
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I just bought an answering machine…what should I ask it?
Short Jokes
I applied for a job hanging mirrors. It’s definitely something I can see myself doing.
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I applied for a job hanging mirrors. It’s definitely something I can see myself doing.
Short Jokes
Short Jokes
I took a poll as to whether I should wear an ascot or a scarf around my neck. In the end it was a tie.
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I took a poll as to whether I should wear an ascot or a scarf around my neck. In the end it was a tie.
Short Jokes
Why does the letter A like flowers? Because a b comes after it.
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Why does the letter A like flowers? Because a b comes after it.
Short Jokes
Went to a lovely restaurant for dinner last night. I had the roast pelican. The food was great, but the bill was enormous.
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Went to a lovely restaurant for dinner last night. I had the roast pelican. The food was great, but the bill was enormous.
Short Jokes
I’ve got an interview tomorrow for a job as an underwater diver. I hope I’m successful, but I’m not holding my breath.
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I’ve got an interview tomorrow for a job as an underwater diver. I hope I’m successful, but I’m not holding my breath.
Short Jokes
I feel like someone needs to know the opposite of Microsoft Office…is Macrohard Onfire.
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I feel like someone needs to know the opposite of Microsoft Office…is Macrohard Onfire.
Short Jokes
Just got a new job making what they call incomplete clocks…it’s only part-time.
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Just got a new job making what they call incomplete clocks…it’s only part-time.