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At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, Thats the fourth time youve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesnt it embarrass you? Why should it? answered her
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At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, Thats the fourth time youve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesnt it embarrass you? Why should it? answered her spouse. I keep telling them its for you.
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My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. Well see about that.
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My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. Well see about that.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money cant buy happiness.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money cant buy happiness.
Long Jokes
Poodle Insurance. A life insurance salesman was talking to a wife: “What will you get if your husband dies, You know…at the end of his life. “The woman thought and
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Poodle Insurance. A life insurance salesman was talking to a wife: “What will you get if your husband dies, You know…at the end of his life. “The woman thought and thought some more, And then she scratched her noodle. “Well, I guess, you know, with my husband gone, Id probably get a poodle.”?
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
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When I asked my personal trainer at the gym which machine I should use to impress beautiful women he pointed outside and said the ATM machine.
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When I asked my personal trainer at the gym which machine I should use to impress beautiful women he pointed outside and said the ATM machine.
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People tell me I take mini-golf too seriously, but my caddy disagrees.
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People tell me I take mini-golf too seriously, but my caddy disagrees.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend to read it.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend to read it.
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When I was a kid, even my imaginary friend played with the kid across the street. I’d be, like, “Hey, so I guess I’ll see you later,” and he’s, like,
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When I was a kid, even my imaginary friend played with the kid across the street. I’d be, like, “Hey, so I guess I’ll see you later,” and he’s, like, “Whatever”.
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It’s only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames.
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It’s only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames.
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You can lead a man to Congress, but you cant make him think.
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You can lead a man to Congress, but you cant make him think.
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A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
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A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
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I never feel more alone than when Im trying to put sunscreen on my back.
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I never feel more alone than when Im trying to put sunscreen on my back.
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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I’m not a Republican…but I’m saving up to be one.
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I’m not a Republican…but I’m saving up to be one.
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Someone asked me if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: How to Build a Boat.
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Someone asked me if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: How to Build a Boat.
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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.
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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.
Short Jokes
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
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Overall, Id say my career as a photographer has been a bit of a blur.
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Overall, Id say my career as a photographer has been a bit of a blur.
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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
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Friends make you smile best friends make you giggle til you pee your pants
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Friends make you smile best friends make you giggle til you pee your pants