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How do trees access the internet? They log in.
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How do trees access the internet? They log in.
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Jokes with punch lines can be painfully funny.
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Jokes with punch lines can be painfully funny.
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Keep the dream alive hit your snooze button.
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Keep the dream alive hit your snooze button.
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I wanted to be an astronaut when I was a kid but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
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I wanted to be an astronaut when I was a kid but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
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What has a ton of ears but cant hear a thing? A corn field.
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What has a ton of ears but cant hear a thing? A corn field.
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If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
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If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
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Any married person should forget their mistakes. No use for two people remembering the same thing.
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Any married person should forget their mistakes. No use for two people remembering the same thing.
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I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
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I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
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What’s black and white and laughing? The Penguin that pushed him.
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What’s black and white and laughing? The Penguin that pushed him.
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You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
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You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
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If you’ve been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet!
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If you’ve been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet!
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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just Juan.
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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just Juan.
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I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
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I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
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My wife tried to apply at the post office but they wouldn’t letter. They said only mails work here.
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My wife tried to apply at the post office but they wouldn’t letter. They said only mails work here.
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Q: What do you call a classy fish? A: Sofishticated.
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Q: What do you call a classy fish? A: Sofishticated.
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Q: What did one wall say to the other wall? A: Ill meet you at the corner!
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Q: What did one wall say to the other wall? A: Ill meet you at the corner!
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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Envelope.
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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Envelope.
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Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
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Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
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Why was the baby ant confused? All his uncles were ants.
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Why was the baby ant confused? All his uncles were ants.
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What is black and white and red all over? A sunburnt zebra.
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What is black and white and red all over? A sunburnt zebra.
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Went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage. It was bread in captivity.
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Went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage. It was bread in captivity.
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Who is a llamas favorite president? Barack Ollama.
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Who is a llamas favorite president? Barack Ollama.
Short Jokes
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. Hes dreaming too.
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I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. Hes dreaming too.