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House warming parties are the number one cause of homelessness in the Eskimo community.
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House warming parties are the number one cause of homelessness in the Eskimo community.
Short Jokes
A magician asked me to “pick a card’, ANY card — So I took his Visa.
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A magician asked me to “pick a card’, ANY card — So I took his Visa.
Puns
I was sitting in my backyard, wondering how the birds could make so much noise – then it dawned on me, their talk is “cheep!”
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I was sitting in my backyard, wondering how the birds could make so much noise – then it dawned on me, their talk is “cheep!”
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Astronomers got tired of watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day.
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Astronomers got tired of watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day.
Short Jokes
If I had a dollar for every time someone tells me to grow up — I could build the coolest treehouse ever!
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If I had a dollar for every time someone tells me to grow up — I could build the coolest treehouse ever!
Puns
I’ll tell you what often gets over looked — fences.
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I’ll tell you what often gets over looked — fences.
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Why do squirrels live in trees? To avoid all the nuts on the ground.
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Why do squirrels live in trees? To avoid all the nuts on the ground.
Social Posts
My bills are so big that I have to call them William now.
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My bills are so big that I have to call them William now.
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I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink.
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I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink.
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I was going to tell a joke about sewing machines but I ran out of material.
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I was going to tell a joke about sewing machines but I ran out of material.
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If we get rid of all the margarine, the world will be a butter place.
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If we get rid of all the margarine, the world will be a butter place.
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90% of bald people still own a comb. They just can’t part with it.
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90% of bald people still own a comb. They just can’t part with it.
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You can’t make everyone happy, you’re not pizza.
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You can’t make everyone happy, you’re not pizza.
Puns
How does a polite lion greet a hunter? — Pleased to eat you!
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How does a polite lion greet a hunter? — Pleased to eat you!
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Why are sport stadiums always so cool? They are filled with fans.
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Why are sport stadiums always so cool? They are filled with fans.
Short Jokes
It’s difficult to say what my wife does — she sells seashells down by the seashore.
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It’s difficult to say what my wife does — she sells seashells down by the seashore.
Puns
My desire to be a dermatologist was only skin deep. I knew I was destined for osteology. I could feel it in my bones.
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My desire to be a dermatologist was only skin deep. I knew I was destined for osteology. I could feel it in my bones.
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I heard the government is putting chips inside people. I hope I get Doritos.
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I heard the government is putting chips inside people. I hope I get Doritos.
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People are making apocalypse jokes like theres no tomorrow.
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People are making apocalypse jokes like theres no tomorrow.
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If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.
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If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.
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Stop giving children Bible names without Bible lessons — yesterday I was robbed by Moses.
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Stop giving children Bible names without Bible lessons — yesterday I was robbed by Moses.