Short Jokes
I have the memory of an elephant. I remember one time I went to the zoo and saw an elephant.
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I have the memory of an elephant. I remember one time I went to the zoo and saw an elephant.
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Short Jokes
When I was in school I belonged to a gang called the Secret Seven. We were sworn to secrecy. We were so good that I never found out who the
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When I was in school I belonged to a gang called the Secret Seven. We were sworn to secrecy. We were so good that I never found out who the other six were
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Short Jokes
My girlfriend’s dream came true when we got married in a castle. Although, you wouldn’t have thought it from the look on her face as we were bouncing around.
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My girlfriend’s dream came true when we got married in a castle. Although, you wouldn’t have thought it from the look on her face as we were bouncing around.
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Short Jokes
Went on a bus tour yesterday — what a rip-off — $10 just to look inside a double-decker bus.
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Went on a bus tour yesterday — what a rip-off — $10 just to look inside a double-decker bus.
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Short Jokes
I don’t buy fat free milk because I want to encourage cows with negative body image issues.
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I don’t buy fat free milk because I want to encourage cows with negative body image issues.
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Social Posts
When I was in school I was often accused of eaves-dropping – I just wish they had the guts to say it to my face.
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When I was in school I was often accused of eaves-dropping – I just wish they had the guts to say it to my face.
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Puns
There is a fine line between hyphenated words.
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There is a fine line between hyphenated words.
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Puns
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
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I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
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Short Jokes
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going there.
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I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going there.
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Short Jokes
So what if I don’t know what Armageddon means? It’s not the end of the world.
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So what if I don’t know what Armageddon means? It’s not the end of the world.
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Puns
A baseball walks into a bar, and the bartender throws it out.
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A baseball walks into a bar, and the bartender throws it out.
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Short Jokes
What’s the best way to make a small fortune in the stock market? Start off with a big fortune.
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What’s the best way to make a small fortune in the stock market? Start off with a big fortune.
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Puns
Did you know you can hear the blood in your veins? You just have to listen varicocele.
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Did you know you can hear the blood in your veins? You just have to listen varicocele.
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Puns
Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
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Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
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Puns
What is a physicist’s favorite food? Fission chips.
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What is a physicist’s favorite food? Fission chips.
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Puns
The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself, “This changes everything.”
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The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself, “This changes everything.”
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Puns
Don’t spell part backward. It’s a trap.
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Don’t spell part backward. It’s a trap.
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Social Posts
Light travels faster than sound, which is why some people appear bright before they open their mouth.
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Light travels faster than sound, which is why some people appear bright before they open their mouth.
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Short Jokes
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of ChapStick. She still isn’t talking to me.
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I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of ChapStick. She still isn’t talking to me.
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Puns
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
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Puns
I used to dislike facial hair, but it’s grown on me.
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I used to dislike facial hair, but it’s grown on me.
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Puns
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but thankfully, I turned myself around.
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I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but thankfully, I turned myself around.
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Puns
If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you’d be in Seine.
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If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you’d be in Seine.
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Puns
I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected.
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I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected.
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