Short Jokes
I saw a sign that said, “Watch for children,” and I thought, That sounds like a fair trade.
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I saw a sign that said, “Watch for children,” and I thought, That sounds like a fair trade.
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Short Jokes
Did you hear about the restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu, you get what you deserve.
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Did you hear about the restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu, you get what you deserve.
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Short Jokes
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example Jane at her friend’s sandwich vs Jane at her friend’s colon.
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A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example Jane at her friend’s sandwich vs Jane at her friend’s colon.
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Short Jokes
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, and he said he couldn’t complain.
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I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, and he said he couldn’t complain.
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Social Posts
I went to see the doctor about my short-term memory problems – the first thing he did was make me pay in advance.
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I went to see the doctor about my short-term memory problems – the first thing he did was make me pay in advance.
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Puns
I just got kicked out of a secret cooking society. I spilled the beans.
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I just got kicked out of a secret cooking society. I spilled the beans.
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Puns
What’s a mechanics favorite movie? Grease.
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What’s a mechanics favorite movie? Grease.
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Puns
Why should you never breakup with a goalie? Because he’s a keeper.
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Why should you never breakup with a goalie? Because he’s a keeper.
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Puns
To the guy who invented Zero, thanks for nothing!
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To the guy who invented Zero, thanks for nothing!
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Puns
What’s Santa’s favourite kind of music? Wrapping.
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What’s Santa’s favourite kind of music? Wrapping.
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Puns
What did the doctor say to the bucket? “You’re looking very pail”
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What did the doctor say to the bucket? “You’re looking very pail”
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Puns
What’s a horse’s favorite way to interrupt someone? Hey!
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What’s a horse’s favorite way to interrupt someone? Hey!
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Puns
She didn’t marry the gardener. Too rough around the hedges.
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She didn’t marry the gardener. Too rough around the hedges.
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Puns
What did the tired drum say? “I’m beat.”
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What did the tired drum say? “I’m beat.”
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Puns
For a fungi to grow you must give it as mushroom as possible.
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For a fungi to grow you must give it as mushroom as possible.
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Puns
A criminal’s best asset is his lie ability.
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A criminal’s best asset is his lie ability.
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Puns
Q: What has hands but can’t clap? A: A clock!
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Q: What has hands but can’t clap? A: A clock!
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Puns
Q: How can you tell that a tree is a dogwood tree? A: By its bark!
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Q: How can you tell that a tree is a dogwood tree? A: By its bark!
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Puns
Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Nacho cheese.
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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Nacho cheese.
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Puns
What does a llama drink on a hot summer day? An ice-cold llamanade.
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What does a llama drink on a hot summer day? An ice-cold llamanade.
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Puns
Why did the cookie stay home from school on Wednesday? He was feeling crumby.
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Why did the cookie stay home from school on Wednesday? He was feeling crumby.
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Short Jokes
I had a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages of my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse.
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I had a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages of my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse.
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Puns
I used to race cars for a living, but I found they were much faster than me.
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I used to race cars for a living, but I found they were much faster than me.
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Puns
What is bread’s favorite number? Leaven.
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What is bread’s favorite number? Leaven.
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