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Hopefully the chef will not desert you at the end of the meal.
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Hopefully the chef will not desert you at the end of the meal.
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I tried to make a pun about how to get out of quicksand, but I’m stuck.
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I tried to make a pun about how to get out of quicksand, but I’m stuck.
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You have to get up, Bride and early on your wedding day.
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You have to get up, Bride and early on your wedding day.
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Where do boats go when they are sick? To the dock.
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Where do boats go when they are sick? To the dock.
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Putting my car in reverse really takes me back.
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Putting my car in reverse really takes me back.
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What do you say to a Swedish person on his birthday? Im happy you were Björn.
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What do you say to a Swedish person on his birthday? Im happy you were Björn.
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The best time to go to the dentist is tooth-hurty.
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The best time to go to the dentist is tooth-hurty.
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Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is? No sun.
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Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is? No sun.
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How do you make a witch itch? Take away the w.
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How do you make a witch itch? Take away the w.
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I switched all the labels on the Spice rack — I’m not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.
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I switched all the labels on the Spice rack — I’m not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.
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Tough Guy Chuck Norris is so tough, he made a stick by rubbing two fires together.
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Tough Guy Chuck Norris is so tough, he made a stick by rubbing two fires together.
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While most puns make me feel numb; mathematical puns make me feel number.
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While most puns make me feel numb; mathematical puns make me feel number.
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Tough guy Chuck Norris is so amazing, he learned to read and write from a book that he wrote.
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Tough guy Chuck Norris is so amazing, he learned to read and write from a book that he wrote.
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What is Saturns favorite horror movie? The Ring.
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What is Saturns favorite horror movie? The Ring.
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When does Friday come before Thursday? In the dictionary.
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When does Friday come before Thursday? In the dictionary.
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What did the horse say after he fell? Help! I’ve fallen and can’t giddyup.
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What did the horse say after he fell? Help! I’ve fallen and can’t giddyup.
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What do mathematicians prefer to birthday cake? Birthday pi.
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What do mathematicians prefer to birthday cake? Birthday pi.
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Where do girls like to hang out? In the Gal-axy!
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Where do girls like to hang out? In the Gal-axy!
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Where do you find the best birthday present for a cat? In a catalog.
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Where do you find the best birthday present for a cat? In a catalog.
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I dont have a dad bod — I have a father figure.
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I dont have a dad bod — I have a father figure.