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Q: What do you find when you swallow peas whole? A: Inner peas.
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Q: What do you find when you swallow peas whole? A: Inner peas.
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I caught my neighbour stealing socks from my washing line. I was going to confront him, but then I got cold feet.
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I caught my neighbour stealing socks from my washing line. I was going to confront him, but then I got cold feet.
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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a president? Gourd Squashington.
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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a president? Gourd Squashington.
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I have a problem with my new anorexic girlfriend. I’m starting to see less and less of her.
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I have a problem with my new anorexic girlfriend. I’m starting to see less and less of her.
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In World War II, my grandfather brought down 35 German planes. He was undoubtedly the Luftwaffe’s worst mechanic!
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In World War II, my grandfather brought down 35 German planes. He was undoubtedly the Luftwaffe’s worst mechanic!
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So a one armed man comes into a second hand shop…
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So a one armed man comes into a second hand shop…
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First grade teacher: “There are two words I don’t allow in my class. One is ‘gross’ and the other is ‘cool.’ “Rachel: “Yeah? So, what are the words?”
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First grade teacher: “There are two words I don’t allow in my class. One is ‘gross’ and the other is ‘cool.’ “Rachel: “Yeah? So, what are the words?”
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I went to visit my elderly grandmother. I’ll never forget her last words before she kicked the bucket. She said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this
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I went to visit my elderly grandmother. I’ll never forget her last words before she kicked the bucket. She said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
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Mom: “Why is their a strange baby in the crib?” Dad: “You told me to change the baby.”
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Mom: “Why is their a strange baby in the crib?” Dad: “You told me to change the baby.”
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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I just got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves.
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I just got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves.
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Reporter to football player: “Do you prefer to play on grass or Astroturf?” Football player: “I don’t know. I’ve never smoked Astroturf!”
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Reporter to football player: “Do you prefer to play on grass or Astroturf?” Football player: “I don’t know. I’ve never smoked Astroturf!”
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My wife kicked me out of the house because my Arnold Schwarzenegger impression was really bad. But don’t worry…I’ll return!
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My wife kicked me out of the house because my Arnold Schwarzenegger impression was really bad. But don’t worry…I’ll return!
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A couple of biologists had twins. One they called John and the other control.
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A couple of biologists had twins. One they called John and the other control.
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My friend set me up on a blind date and he said, “I’d better warn you, she’s expecting a baby.” I felt like such an idiot sitting in the bar
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My friend set me up on a blind date and he said, “I’d better warn you, she’s expecting a baby.” I felt like such an idiot sitting in the bar wearing just a nappy.
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Teacher: If you multiplied 50 by 8 and then divided by 4, what would you get?Student: The wrong answer.
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Teacher: If you multiplied 50 by 8 and then divided by 4, what would you get?Student: The wrong answer.
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Where do fish keep their money? In the river bank.
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Where do fish keep their money? In the river bank.
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The air-headed gal told her friend to meet her at the corner of “Walk” and “Don’t Walk”.
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The air-headed gal told her friend to meet her at the corner of “Walk” and “Don’t Walk”.
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Short Jokes
If your feet smell and your nose runs, you’re built upside down.
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If your feet smell and your nose runs, you’re built upside down.
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Auto Repair Service: “Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you’ll never go anywhere again.”
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Auto Repair Service: “Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you’ll never go anywhere again.”
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Me: “Doctor, the problem is obesity runs in our family.” Doctor: “No, the problem is no one runs in your family.”
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Me: “Doctor, the problem is obesity runs in our family.” Doctor: “No, the problem is no one runs in your family.”
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What did pi say to its partner? Stop being so irrational.
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What did pi say to its partner? Stop being so irrational.