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Tom: Did you ever see a catfish? Joe: Sure! Tom: How did it hold the rod?
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Tom: Did you ever see a catfish? Joe: Sure! Tom: How did it hold the rod?
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My wife is threatening to leave me for never putting the toilet seat down. To be honest, I’m getting a little tired of carrying it around anyway.
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My wife is threatening to leave me for never putting the toilet seat down. To be honest, I’m getting a little tired of carrying it around anyway.
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Why are the great pyramids in Egypt? Because they were too heavy to carry off to the British museum.
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Why are the great pyramids in Egypt? Because they were too heavy to carry off to the British museum.
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I’m proud of my job as a podium salesman. It’s a product I can stand behind.
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I’m proud of my job as a podium salesman. It’s a product I can stand behind.
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As I shopped, the following announcement came over the department store’s PA system: “If someone here has a convertible with the top down, it just started raining. Towels are located
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As I shopped, the following announcement came over the department store’s PA system: “If someone here has a convertible with the top down, it just started raining. Towels are located in aisle 5.”
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I’m not a competitive person. I’m always the first to admit it.
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I’m not a competitive person. I’m always the first to admit it.
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My wife often compares me to Ryan Gosling. She’ll say, “You’re nothing like Ryan Gosling.
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My wife often compares me to Ryan Gosling. She’ll say, “You’re nothing like Ryan Gosling.
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I once saw a laundromat next door to a church. Proving the adage, “Cleanliness is next to Godliness.”
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I once saw a laundromat next door to a church. Proving the adage, “Cleanliness is next to Godliness.”
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My friend said to me, what rhymes with berries. I said, it certainly does not.
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My friend said to me, what rhymes with berries. I said, it certainly does not.
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My parents said that my brother’s grown another foot since last year, so I bought him socks for his birthday.
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My parents said that my brother’s grown another foot since last year, so I bought him socks for his birthday.
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I asked my girlfriend where she wanted to go for lunch. “Somewhere with class, somewhere people are educated,” she said, so I took her to a High School cafeteria.
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I asked my girlfriend where she wanted to go for lunch. “Somewhere with class, somewhere people are educated,” she said, so I took her to a High School cafeteria.
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My friend held up a white flag and asked me to guess what it means. I shrugged my shoulders and said, “I give up.”
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My friend held up a white flag and asked me to guess what it means. I shrugged my shoulders and said, “I give up.”
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I think my wife spilled syrup all over the letter tiles while playing Scrabble during breakfast this morning…She denies it, but I’m sticking to my words!
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I think my wife spilled syrup all over the letter tiles while playing Scrabble during breakfast this morning…She denies it, but I’m sticking to my words!
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A model was walking down the runway…She got hit by an airplane.
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A model was walking down the runway…She got hit by an airplane.
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This year I made my New Year’s Resolution…To finish everything I sta…
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This year I made my New Year’s Resolution…To finish everything I sta…
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“My Dog has no nose.” “How does he smell?” “Awful”
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“My Dog has no nose.” “How does he smell?” “Awful”
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How arrogant do you need to be to apply to be a model? Pretty.
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How arrogant do you need to be to apply to be a model? Pretty.
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If you give someone a late present…does that make it a past?
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If you give someone a late present…does that make it a past?
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Cop: “Do you know how fast you were going?” Driver: “Apparently not fast enough, you caught up with me.”
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Cop: “Do you know how fast you were going?” Driver: “Apparently not fast enough, you caught up with me.”
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I once shot a deer in my pajamas… How it got in my pajamas, I will never know.
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I once shot a deer in my pajamas… How it got in my pajamas, I will never know.
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“What’s new at work, dear?” “Nothing. Remember: I teach history!”
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“What’s new at work, dear?” “Nothing. Remember: I teach history!”
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The kid that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the other hand, he makes great Subway sandwiches.
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The kid that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the other hand, he makes great Subway sandwiches.
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My wife told me to get our son ready for his first day at school, so I pushed him down, and stole his lunch money.
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My wife told me to get our son ready for his first day at school, so I pushed him down, and stole his lunch money.
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My daughter told me she saw a deer on the way to school. I said, “How do you know it was going to school?”
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My daughter told me she saw a deer on the way to school. I said, “How do you know it was going to school?”