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My girlfriend is so smart! I called her from my buddy’s phone and she said “What’s up honey?” She already knew it was me calling.
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My girlfriend is so smart! I called her from my buddy’s phone and she said “What’s up honey?” She already knew it was me calling.
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I was gutted this afternoon when my wife told me my 6 year old son wasn’t actually mine. She then said I need to pay more attention at school pick
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I was gutted this afternoon when my wife told me my 6 year old son wasn’t actually mine. She then said I need to pay more attention at school pick up.
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My optometrist says I’m colorblind. I should have realized it a long time ago… I mean, there were green flags everywhere.
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My optometrist says I’m colorblind. I should have realized it a long time ago… I mean, there were green flags everywhere.
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I wonder if colorblind people read Colorado as just “ado”.
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I wonder if colorblind people read Colorado as just “ado”.
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When I was young I used to have an imaginary friend, now I’m on Facebook I have 319.
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When I was young I used to have an imaginary friend, now I’m on Facebook I have 319.
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My upstairs neighbor was yelling so loudly at her daughter…that evem I cleaned my room too and put on my pajamas.
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My upstairs neighbor was yelling so loudly at her daughter…that evem I cleaned my room too and put on my pajamas.
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I heard a really good time travel joke…Tomorrow.
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I heard a really good time travel joke…Tomorrow.
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My wife just left me. She says life revolves around football and she’s sick of it. I’m quite upset. We were together for 7 seasons.
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My wife just left me. She says life revolves around football and she’s sick of it. I’m quite upset. We were together for 7 seasons.
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I wonder if the arachnophobia support group has a web site.
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I wonder if the arachnophobia support group has a web site.
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At church, I only sing solo, so low that nobody can hear me.
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At church, I only sing solo, so low that nobody can hear me.
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What’s worse than taking a bite out of an apple and finding a worm?Finding half a worm!
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What’s worse than taking a bite out of an apple and finding a worm?Finding half a worm!
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A man called his child’s doctor, “Hello! My son just snatched my pen when I was writing and swallowed it. What should I do?” The doctor replied, “Until I can
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A man called his child’s doctor, “Hello! My son just snatched my pen when I was writing and swallowed it. What should I do?” The doctor replied, “Until I can come over, write with another pen.”
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I won $3 million on the lottery this weekend so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75.
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I won $3 million on the lottery this weekend so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75.
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I tried to start a professional hide and seek team, but it didn’t work out. Turns out, good players are hard to find.
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I tried to start a professional hide and seek team, but it didn’t work out. Turns out, good players are hard to find.
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Just saying, rescue cats can’t even swim, let alone rescue anyone.
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Just saying, rescue cats can’t even swim, let alone rescue anyone.
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Son: “Dad, What makes us human?” Dad: “Selecting all images with traffic lights.”
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Son: “Dad, What makes us human?” Dad: “Selecting all images with traffic lights.”
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Why is it that if you donate a kidney, it’s a good thing…But if you donate five kidneys, it’s a bad thing and they call the police.
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Why is it that if you donate a kidney, it’s a good thing…But if you donate five kidneys, it’s a bad thing and they call the police.
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Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed? Everybody.
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Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed? Everybody.
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eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and it gave me 13,749 matches.
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eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and it gave me 13,749 matches.
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My girlfriend and I started dating after her car ran into mine. We met by accident.
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My girlfriend and I started dating after her car ran into mine. We met by accident.
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My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight.
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My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight.
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In Alabama do you know how tornado season is like Christmas? Answer: At some point you are going to have a tree in your house.
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In Alabama do you know how tornado season is like Christmas? Answer: At some point you are going to have a tree in your house.
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Everyone who hates speeding tickets, raise your right foot.
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Everyone who hates speeding tickets, raise your right foot.