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My teacher didn’t believe me when I said I had 36 pets so I showed her a picture of my fish tank.
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My teacher didn’t believe me when I said I had 36 pets so I showed her a picture of my fish tank.
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I want to see the look on the burglar’s face that breaks into our house when he opens the drawer full of soy sauce packets, wet naps, & individually wrapped
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I want to see the look on the burglar’s face that breaks into our house when he opens the drawer full of soy sauce packets, wet naps, & individually wrapped sporks.
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I’m making a new documentary on how to fly a plan. We’re currently filming the pilot.
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I’m making a new documentary on how to fly a plan. We’re currently filming the pilot.
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My boss want to sign us up for a 401k. No way I’m running that far.
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My boss want to sign us up for a 401k. No way I’m running that far.
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I used to work at a stationery store. But, I didn’t feel like I was going anywhere. So, I got a job at a travel agency. Now, I know I’ll
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I used to work at a stationery store. But, I didn’t feel like I was going anywhere. So, I got a job at a travel agency. Now, I know I’ll be going places.
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What is the NSA?A government organization that actually listens to you.
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What is the NSA?A government organization that actually listens to you.
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My dad used to say “The first rule is to always leave them wanting more”. Great great…terrible anesthetist.
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My dad used to say “The first rule is to always leave them wanting more”. Great great…terrible anesthetist.
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I am sad that my case of laryngitis is so bad. It’s not easy for me to talk about.
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I am sad that my case of laryngitis is so bad. It’s not easy for me to talk about.
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Forr summe reaeson, i’ve nevver yett wun a gaim of Skrabel.
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Forr summe reaeson, i’ve nevver yett wun a gaim of Skrabel.
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Had my first book signing. Signed 57 books before the librarian thew me out.
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Had my first book signing. Signed 57 books before the librarian thew me out.
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Got fired from the whiskey factory. I applied for unemployment benefits, but they said I have no proof that I worked there.
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Got fired from the whiskey factory. I applied for unemployment benefits, but they said I have no proof that I worked there.
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I am really thankful to my primary school math teacher who taught me how to subtract numbers. He really encouraged me to make a difference.
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I am really thankful to my primary school math teacher who taught me how to subtract numbers. He really encouraged me to make a difference.
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I got a book titled “A Guide to Surgical Procedures”… I opened it and the appendix was missing.
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I got a book titled “A Guide to Surgical Procedures”… I opened it and the appendix was missing.
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My wife says I draw too many graphs, but I know where to draw the line.
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My wife says I draw too many graphs, but I know where to draw the line.
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How do you get 100 math teachers into a room that only fits 99? You carry the 1.
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How do you get 100 math teachers into a room that only fits 99? You carry the 1.
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Not to brag about my finances or anything, but my bank calls me everyday to tell me that my balance is outstanding.
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Not to brag about my finances or anything, but my bank calls me everyday to tell me that my balance is outstanding.
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I just read that the repair of The Big Ben took more than three years. That’s a lot of time…working round the clock.
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I just read that the repair of The Big Ben took more than three years. That’s a lot of time…working round the clock.
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“Customer: When I bought this car, you guaranteed that you would fix anything that broke. Car dealer: Yes, that’s right. Customer: Well, I need a new garage!”
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“Customer: When I bought this car, you guaranteed that you would fix anything that broke. Car dealer: Yes, that’s right. Customer: Well, I need a new garage!”
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My grandfather invented the cold air balloon. It never really took off…
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My grandfather invented the cold air balloon. It never really took off…
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If you’re struggling to find a job, apply to the search and rescue. They’re always looking for people.
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If you’re struggling to find a job, apply to the search and rescue. They’re always looking for people.
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I’m in the market for either buttons or a zipper. I guess I’m really just looking for some closure.
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I’m in the market for either buttons or a zipper. I guess I’m really just looking for some closure.
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Not to say my family is messy but I’ve had two different Roombas’ escape out the backdoor.
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Not to say my family is messy but I’ve had two different Roombas’ escape out the backdoor.
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Just got a job at a factory that makes bowling balls. This job is right up my alley.
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Just got a job at a factory that makes bowling balls. This job is right up my alley.
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Wife: “Do you think it will be a nice hotel?” Husband: “I have reservations.”
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Wife: “Do you think it will be a nice hotel?” Husband: “I have reservations.”
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