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A boy and a man sit on a couch together. They start to have a conversation and the boy says to the man, “Yeah, well, I didn’t believe in reincarnation
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A boy and a man sit on a couch together. They start to have a conversation and the boy says to the man, “Yeah, well, I didn’t believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.”
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Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?” Student: “Meat!” Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?” Student: “Bacon!” Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow
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Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?” Student: “Meat!” Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?” Student: “Bacon!” Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?” Student: “Homework!”
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How did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
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How did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
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They say one in every seven friends have a gambling addiction. My money’s on Dave.
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They say one in every seven friends have a gambling addiction. My money’s on Dave.
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Hotel manager: “Are you the gentleman who wanted to be awakened to catch the early train?” Hotel guest: “Yes.” Hotel manager: “Then you can go back to sleep, you’ve missed
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Hotel manager: “Are you the gentleman who wanted to be awakened to catch the early train?” Hotel guest: “Yes.” Hotel manager: “Then you can go back to sleep, you’ve missed it.”
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Since the snow came all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.
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Since the snow came all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.
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I can’t jump over a cow, but you should check out my calves.
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I can’t jump over a cow, but you should check out my calves.
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My husband and I have agreed to never go to bed angry with each other. So far, we’ve been up for three days.
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My husband and I have agreed to never go to bed angry with each other. So far, we’ve been up for three days.
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What’s the easiest way to get a six-pack at the gym? Take the beer from your fridge and smuggle it in.
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What’s the easiest way to get a six-pack at the gym? Take the beer from your fridge and smuggle it in.
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My wife left me because I’m insecure…No wait, she’s back, she just went to get coffee.
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My wife left me because I’m insecure…No wait, she’s back, she just went to get coffee.
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I tried to go to the stationery store, but it moved.
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I tried to go to the stationery store, but it moved.
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Why don’t you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.
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Why don’t you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.
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Why do dentists use more anesthetic for longer procedures? So you won’t be able to run away when it’s time to pay the bill.
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Why do dentists use more anesthetic for longer procedures? So you won’t be able to run away when it’s time to pay the bill.
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If the sun is so hot how come it’s single.
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If the sun is so hot how come it’s single.
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Boy: “Dad, I can’t eat this hamburger. It’s awful!” Dad: “Shall I call the waiter?” Boy: “No, I don’t think even he’ll be able to eat it!”
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Boy: “Dad, I can’t eat this hamburger. It’s awful!” Dad: “Shall I call the waiter?” Boy: “No, I don’t think even he’ll be able to eat it!”
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A husband and wife had a big argument. Frustrated and fed up, the wife called up her mom and said, “We fought again, I can’t do this anymore. I am
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A husband and wife had a big argument. Frustrated and fed up, the wife called up her mom and said, “We fought again, I can’t do this anymore. I am coming to live with you.”Mom said, “No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you.”
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I heard an interesting show about how to plant peas. It was a podcast.
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I heard an interesting show about how to plant peas. It was a podcast.
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Hotel Manager: “Rooms overlooking the sea cost 5 Dollars extra.” Guest Checking In.: “How much does it cost if I promise not to look?”
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Hotel Manager: “Rooms overlooking the sea cost 5 Dollars extra.” Guest Checking In.: “How much does it cost if I promise not to look?”
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A realtors biggest fear is someone coming into their office and yelling NOBODY MOVE!
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A realtors biggest fear is someone coming into their office and yelling NOBODY MOVE!
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It turns out that moist people don’t notice small typos.
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It turns out that moist people don’t notice small typos.
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Customer: “Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it.” Waitress: “Oh, that’s okay. The soup isn’t hot.”
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Customer: “Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it.” Waitress: “Oh, that’s okay. The soup isn’t hot.”
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I was arrested at the airport, just because I was greeting my cousin. All that I said was “Hi Jack!”
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I was arrested at the airport, just because I was greeting my cousin. All that I said was “Hi Jack!”
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I was positive my friend wanted to be a graffiti artist. I could see the writing on the wall.
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I was positive my friend wanted to be a graffiti artist. I could see the writing on the wall.
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In high school I did well on the SAT but not to good on the MON through FRI.
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In high school I did well on the SAT but not to good on the MON through FRI.
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