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Boy: Mom, can I have $100? Mom: Son, money doesn’t grow on trees. Boy: Where does money come from? Mom: Paper. Boy: Where does paper come from? Mom: ……
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Boy: Mom, can I have $100? Mom: Son, money doesn’t grow on trees. Boy: Where does money come from? Mom: Paper. Boy: Where does paper come from? Mom: ……
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Wife: “How would you describe me?” Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.” Wife: “What does that mean?” Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.” Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about
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Wife: “How would you describe me?” Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.” Wife: “What does that mean?” Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.” Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?” Husband: “I’m just kidding!”
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I applied for a job hanging mirrors. It’s definitely something I can see myself doing.
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I applied for a job hanging mirrors. It’s definitely something I can see myself doing.
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Restaurant Hostess: Do you have reservations? Me: Yes, but we decided to come here anyways.
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Restaurant Hostess: Do you have reservations? Me: Yes, but we decided to come here anyways.
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I just bought an answering machine…what should I ask it?
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I just bought an answering machine…what should I ask it?
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Baseball coach: “We have no left-handed pitchers on the team.” Me: “Well, all righty then.”
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Baseball coach: “We have no left-handed pitchers on the team.” Me: “Well, all righty then.”
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Did you hear about that guy who fell into the infinity pool? Yeah… it took him forever to get out.
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Did you hear about that guy who fell into the infinity pool? Yeah… it took him forever to get out.
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I paid way too much for what I thought were real alligator shoes. It turned out they were Crocs!
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I paid way too much for what I thought were real alligator shoes. It turned out they were Crocs!
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One night a deer, a skunk and a duck went out for dinner at a restaurant. When it came time to pay, the skunk didn’t have a scent, the deer
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One night a deer, a skunk and a duck went out for dinner at a restaurant. When it came time to pay, the skunk didn’t have a scent, the deer didn’t have a buck, so they put it on the duck’s bill.
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A man with jumper cables walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
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A man with jumper cables walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
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I told my niece that I saw a moose on the way to work this morning. She said, “How do you know he was on his way to work?”
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I told my niece that I saw a moose on the way to work this morning. She said, “How do you know he was on his way to work?”
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I’m not sure if I lost my camoflauge pants or if they’re just doing a really good job.
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I’m not sure if I lost my camoflauge pants or if they’re just doing a really good job.
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I was ill the day of my cosmetology final, so I had to take a make-up makeup exam.
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I was ill the day of my cosmetology final, so I had to take a make-up makeup exam.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they’d be bagels!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they’d be bagels!
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Just got a new job making what they call incomplete clocks…it’s only part-time.
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Just got a new job making what they call incomplete clocks…it’s only part-time.
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I feel like someone needs to know the opposite of Microsoft Office…is Macrohard Onfire.
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I feel like someone needs to know the opposite of Microsoft Office…is Macrohard Onfire.
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I’ve got an interview tomorrow for a job as an underwater diver. I hope I’m successful, but I’m not holding my breath.
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I’ve got an interview tomorrow for a job as an underwater diver. I hope I’m successful, but I’m not holding my breath.
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Went to a lovely restaurant for dinner last night. I had the roast pelican. The food was great, but the bill was enormous.
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Went to a lovely restaurant for dinner last night. I had the roast pelican. The food was great, but the bill was enormous.
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Why does the letter A like flowers? Because a b comes after it.
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Why does the letter A like flowers? Because a b comes after it.
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I took a poll as to whether I should wear an ascot or a scarf around my neck. In the end it was a tie.
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I took a poll as to whether I should wear an ascot or a scarf around my neck. In the end it was a tie.
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My mom said that if I don’t get off my computer and do my homework she’ll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she’s jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn.
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My mom said that if I don’t get off my computer and do my homework she’ll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she’s jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn.
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Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.
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Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.
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My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. Well see about that.
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My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. Well see about that.