Short Jokes
The best time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing somebody’s cast.
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The best time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing somebody’s cast.
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Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note, it said ‘Parking Fine.
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Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note, it said ‘Parking Fine.
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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Short Jokes
I’d like to start with the chimney jokes – I’ve got a stack of them. The first one is on the house.
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I’d like to start with the chimney jokes – I’ve got a stack of them. The first one is on the house.
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The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist.
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The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist.
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Five out of every three people have trouble understanding fractions.
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Five out of every three people have trouble understanding fractions.
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A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
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A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
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Believe in yourself. If cauliflower can become pizza, then you can do anything.
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Believe in yourself. If cauliflower can become pizza, then you can do anything.
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At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
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At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
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Did you heart the actor that fell through the stage? He was just going through a stage.
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Did you heart the actor that fell through the stage? He was just going through a stage.
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I’m a kleptomaniac, but I’m taking something for it.
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I’m a kleptomaniac, but I’m taking something for it.
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The young father took a seat on the bus next to an elderly man and plopped his one-year-old on his lap, just as the little boy began to cry and
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The young father took a seat on the bus next to an elderly man and plopped his one-year-old on his lap, just as the little boy began to cry and fidget. “That child is spoiled, isn’t he?” the old man remarked. “No,” said the dad. “They all smell this way.”
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I failed math so many times in school I lost count.
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I failed math so many times in school I lost count.
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Patient – “Doctor, doctor, I swallowed a tiny fairy-tale book yesterday.” Doctor – “Sit down and tell me the whole story.”
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Patient – “Doctor, doctor, I swallowed a tiny fairy-tale book yesterday.” Doctor – “Sit down and tell me the whole story.”
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Teacher – “Give me a sentence with the word ”gladiator”. Pupil – “The lion pounced on the woman and was glad he ate her.”
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Teacher – “Give me a sentence with the word ”gladiator”. Pupil – “The lion pounced on the woman and was glad he ate her.”
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Prison 1 – “And what brought you here?” Prisoner 2 – “Competition.” Prisoner 1 – “Competition?” Prisoner 2- “Yes, I made the same kind of banknotes as the Government.”
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Prison 1 – “And what brought you here?” Prisoner 2 – “Competition.” Prisoner 1 – “Competition?” Prisoner 2- “Yes, I made the same kind of banknotes as the Government.”
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“What did you get on your birthday?” Boy: “A set of drums and it is the best present I have ever had.” Friend: “Why?” Boy: “Because my father gives me
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“What did you get on your birthday?” Boy: “A set of drums and it is the best present I have ever had.” Friend: “Why?” Boy: “Because my father gives me $100 a week for not playing them.”
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Man: “Could I have a day off, sir, to help my wife with the spring cleaning?” Boss: ”No, I’m afraid not -” Man: “Thank you, sir. I knew I could
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Man: “Could I have a day off, sir, to help my wife with the spring cleaning?” Boss: ”No, I’m afraid not -” Man: “Thank you, sir. I knew I could rely on you.”
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Mother: ‘Where did you get that blackeye, Jimmy? Didn’t I tell you that good little boys never fight?’ Jimmy: ‘Yes, mother, and I believed you. I thought he was a
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Mother: ‘Where did you get that blackeye, Jimmy? Didn’t I tell you that good little boys never fight?’ Jimmy: ‘Yes, mother, and I believed you. I thought he was a good little boy and I hit him, and then I found out he wasn’t.’
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I couldn’t stand my son’s long hair any longer, so I dragged him to the barber and said…“Give him a crew cut”. The barber did just that, and so help
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I couldn’t stand my son’s long hair any longer, so I dragged him to the barber and said…“Give him a crew cut”. The barber did just that, and so help me, I found I’d been bringing up somebody else’s son!
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My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars. As she was leaving I said – “May divorce be with you.”
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My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars. As she was leaving I said – “May divorce be with you.”
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Has anyone else used WD-40 to get rid of mice? It didn’t work for me, but it did stop the squeaking.
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Has anyone else used WD-40 to get rid of mice? It didn’t work for me, but it did stop the squeaking.
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I’m not saying that I’m a bad driver…but when I drive, my navigation device doesn’t speak, it prays in Latin.
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I’m not saying that I’m a bad driver…but when I drive, my navigation device doesn’t speak, it prays in Latin.
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Doctor – “You will only have to wear these glasses at your work.” Patient – “That’s impossible.” Doctor – “Why?” Patient – “I’m a boxer.”
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Doctor – “You will only have to wear these glasses at your work.” Patient – “That’s impossible.” Doctor – “Why?” Patient – “I’m a boxer.”
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