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I decided to take distance learning college class — “How to Deal With Life’s Disappointments”. Yesterday, I got the first lesson by in the mail. It was an empty envelope.
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I decided to take distance learning college class — “How to Deal With Life’s Disappointments”. Yesterday, I got the first lesson by in the mail. It was an empty envelope.
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I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said, “No, but I can perform Bohemian Rhapsody!”
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I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said, “No, but I can perform Bohemian Rhapsody!”
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Money alone won’t make you happy. You’ve got to own it.
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Money alone won’t make you happy. You’ve got to own it.
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All my life I thought air was for free. That was until I bought a bag of potato chips.
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All my life I thought air was for free. That was until I bought a bag of potato chips.
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My mom is really nice and I love her, but when she starts yelling, even the neighbors start cleaning their homes.
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My mom is really nice and I love her, but when she starts yelling, even the neighbors start cleaning their homes.
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I lost some weight once, but I found it again — in the fridge.
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I lost some weight once, but I found it again — in the fridge.
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Intelligent people are full of doubt — I think.
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Intelligent people are full of doubt — I think.
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I went to the psychic and knocked on the front door. She yelled “Who is it?” So I left.
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I went to the psychic and knocked on the front door. She yelled “Who is it?” So I left.
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If I had 50 cents for every math exam I’ve failed, I’d have $6.30 now.
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If I had 50 cents for every math exam I’ve failed, I’d have $6.30 now.
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I enjoy being a politician. People throw all kinds of food at you.
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I enjoy being a politician. People throw all kinds of food at you.
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“Doctor, I have problems with my eyesight.” “Yes you do. This is a hot dog stand.”
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“Doctor, I have problems with my eyesight.” “Yes you do. This is a hot dog stand.”
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Tonight I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach. At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning.
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Tonight I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach. At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning.
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Any job is a dream job if you fall asleep in meetings.
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Any job is a dream job if you fall asleep in meetings.
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I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it!
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I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it!
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House warming parties are the number one cause of homelessness in the Eskimo community.
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House warming parties are the number one cause of homelessness in the Eskimo community.
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It’s difficult to say what my wife does — she sells seashells down by the seashore.
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It’s difficult to say what my wife does — she sells seashells down by the seashore.
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If I had a dollar for every time someone tells me to grow up — I could build the coolest treehouse ever!
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If I had a dollar for every time someone tells me to grow up — I could build the coolest treehouse ever!
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A magician asked me to “pick a card’, ANY card — So I took his Visa.
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A magician asked me to “pick a card’, ANY card — So I took his Visa.
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I had a friend who was addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
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I had a friend who was addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
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What do you call a man who has lost 90 percent of his intelligence? Divorced.
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What do you call a man who has lost 90 percent of his intelligence? Divorced.
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If you’re buying a watch on Amazon and it says you can swim with it on — this only applies if you can swim without it on.
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If you’re buying a watch on Amazon and it says you can swim with it on — this only applies if you can swim without it on.
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I can count the number of chainsaw accidents I’ve had on one hand.
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I can count the number of chainsaw accidents I’ve had on one hand.
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My wife called me at the bar. “If you aren’t home in ten minutes, I’ll give your dinner to the dog!” I hurried home. I really love that dog.
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My wife called me at the bar. “If you aren’t home in ten minutes, I’ll give your dinner to the dog!” I hurried home. I really love that dog.
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It’s been a strange day. First I found a hat full of money. Then I was chased by an angry man with a guitar.
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It’s been a strange day. First I found a hat full of money. Then I was chased by an angry man with a guitar.
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