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I went to the movies last night. It was incredible! Crashing cars, burning buildings, people fighting with guns — and then I got to the theater!
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I went to the movies last night. It was incredible! Crashing cars, burning buildings, people fighting with guns — and then I got to the theater!
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What’s the difference between an outlaw and an in-law? Outlaws are wanted.
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What’s the difference between an outlaw and an in-law? Outlaws are wanted.
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As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
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As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
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My husband left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.” I’m not sure what he’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
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My husband left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.” I’m not sure what he’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
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My wife is mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
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My wife is mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
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My parents raised me as an only child, which really made my sister mad.
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My parents raised me as an only child, which really made my sister mad.
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My doctor gave me a hard time about my health so I bought a puppy and named him Five Miles. Now, when I see my doctor, I tell him, “Yep.
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My doctor gave me a hard time about my health so I bought a puppy and named him Five Miles. Now, when I see my doctor, I tell him, “Yep. I walked Five Miles this morning!”
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I don’t buy fat free milk because I want to encourage cows with negative body image issues.
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I don’t buy fat free milk because I want to encourage cows with negative body image issues.
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Went on a bus tour yesterday — what a rip-off — $10 just to look inside a double-decker bus.
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Went on a bus tour yesterday — what a rip-off — $10 just to look inside a double-decker bus.
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My girlfriend’s dream came true when we got married in a castle. Although, you wouldn’t have thought it from the look on her face as we were bouncing around.
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My girlfriend’s dream came true when we got married in a castle. Although, you wouldn’t have thought it from the look on her face as we were bouncing around.
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When I was in school I belonged to a gang called the Secret Seven. We were sworn to secrecy. We were so good that I never found out who the
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When I was in school I belonged to a gang called the Secret Seven. We were sworn to secrecy. We were so good that I never found out who the other six were
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I have the memory of an elephant. I remember one time I went to the zoo and saw an elephant.
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I have the memory of an elephant. I remember one time I went to the zoo and saw an elephant.
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Last night my wife called me lazy — I was so taken aback I almost fell off my stairlift.
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Last night my wife called me lazy — I was so taken aback I almost fell off my stairlift.
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I bought a parrot last week because I thought it’d be cool to have a pet that could talk. But, it couldn’t say “I’m hungry”, so it died.
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I bought a parrot last week because I thought it’d be cool to have a pet that could talk. But, it couldn’t say “I’m hungry”, so it died.
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My co-worker said, “If the boss doesn’t take back what he said, I’m leaving the company.” I asked. “What’d he say?”, he said, “Leave the company.”
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My co-worker said, “If the boss doesn’t take back what he said, I’m leaving the company.” I asked. “What’d he say?”, he said, “Leave the company.”
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I was on a diabetes awareness website, and it asked me if I accept cookies. Is this a trick question?
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I was on a diabetes awareness website, and it asked me if I accept cookies. Is this a trick question?
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I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of ChapStick. She still isn’t talking to me.
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I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of ChapStick. She still isn’t talking to me.
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What’s the best way to make a small fortune in the stock market? Start off with a big fortune.
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What’s the best way to make a small fortune in the stock market? Start off with a big fortune.
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So what if I don’t know what Armageddon means? It’s not the end of the world.
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So what if I don’t know what Armageddon means? It’s not the end of the world.
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I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going there.
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I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going there.
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It’s called gross pay because it’s disgusting to see how much money you would have made before taxes.
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It’s called gross pay because it’s disgusting to see how much money you would have made before taxes.
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A salesperson came into an office one day and said, “This computer will cut your workload by 50%!” The office manager replied “Great, I’ll take two of them!”
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A salesperson came into an office one day and said, “This computer will cut your workload by 50%!” The office manager replied “Great, I’ll take two of them!”
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I had amnesia once — maybe twice.
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I had amnesia once — maybe twice.
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I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
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I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
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