Short Jokes
I walked past a farm, and a sign said, “Duck, eggs.” I thought that was an unnecessary comma. And then it hit me.
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I walked past a farm, and a sign said, “Duck, eggs.” I thought that was an unnecessary comma. And then it hit me.
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I bought a new refrigerator. You should have seen my wife’s face light up when she opened it!
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I bought a new refrigerator. You should have seen my wife’s face light up when she opened it!
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My dog accidentally swallowed a whole bag of Scrabble tiles. We took him to the vet to get him checked out. No word yet.
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My dog accidentally swallowed a whole bag of Scrabble tiles. We took him to the vet to get him checked out. No word yet.
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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
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How does a coffee snob take their coffee? Seriously. Very seriously.
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How does a coffee snob take their coffee? Seriously. Very seriously.
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I saw a driver texting and driving. It made me so mad I threw my beer at him.
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I saw a driver texting and driving. It made me so mad I threw my beer at him.
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Due to unusually successful harvests of chickpeas this year, the price of hummus is going to fall dramatically. Buy the dip.
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Due to unusually successful harvests of chickpeas this year, the price of hummus is going to fall dramatically. Buy the dip.
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If at first, you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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If at first, you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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What’s the difference between a lawyer and God? God doesn’t think he’s a lawyer.
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What’s the difference between a lawyer and God? God doesn’t think he’s a lawyer.
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My neighbors are listening to great music. Whether they like it or not.
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My neighbors are listening to great music. Whether they like it or not.
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Why it is hard for a communist to tell a joke? It’s not funny until everyone gets it.
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Why it is hard for a communist to tell a joke? It’s not funny until everyone gets it.
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I like to swap the M and N keys on people’s keyboards at the office. Some would say that I’m a monster, but I would say I’m a nomster.
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I like to swap the M and N keys on people’s keyboards at the office. Some would say that I’m a monster, but I would say I’m a nomster.
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Pulled out a nose hair today to see it if hurt — judging by the reaction of the man asleep next to me on the plane, it seems pretty painful…
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Pulled out a nose hair today to see it if hurt — judging by the reaction of the man asleep next to me on the plane, it seems pretty painful…
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The CEO of IKEA was elected Prime Minister in Sweden. He should have his cabinet assembled by the end of the weekend.
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The CEO of IKEA was elected Prime Minister in Sweden. He should have his cabinet assembled by the end of the weekend.
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I sympathize with batteries. I’m not included in anything either.
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I sympathize with batteries. I’m not included in anything either.
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I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, and he said he couldn’t complain.
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I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, and he said he couldn’t complain.
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A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example Jane at her friend’s sandwich vs Jane at her friend’s colon.
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A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example Jane at her friend’s sandwich vs Jane at her friend’s colon.
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Did you hear about the restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu, you get what you deserve.
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Did you hear about the restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu, you get what you deserve.
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I saw a sign that said, “Watch for children,” and I thought, That sounds like a fair trade.
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I saw a sign that said, “Watch for children,” and I thought, That sounds like a fair trade.
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My friend gave me his EpiPen as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it.?
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My friend gave me his EpiPen as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it.?
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I said to the Gym instructor “Can you teach me to do the splits?” He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”
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I said to the Gym instructor “Can you teach me to do the splits?” He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”
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Putting my car in reverse really takes me back.
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Putting my car in reverse really takes me back.
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I had a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages of my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse.
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I had a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages of my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse.
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Tough guy Chuck Norris is so amazing, he learned to read and write from a book that he wrote.
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Tough guy Chuck Norris is so amazing, he learned to read and write from a book that he wrote.
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