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I’m one of those people who thinks different races shouldn’t mix, which is why I don’t participate in triathlons.
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I’m one of those people who thinks different races shouldn’t mix, which is why I don’t participate in triathlons.
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Always stand up for what you believe in, unless what you believe in is sitting down.
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Always stand up for what you believe in, unless what you believe in is sitting down.
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Have you ever been to an Amish party? Those guys really raise the roof!
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Have you ever been to an Amish party? Those guys really raise the roof!
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Grandpa looks at his grandson and says, “Go hide! Your teacher is here because you skipped school today.” The grandson says, “No, you go hide. I told her you died!”
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Grandpa looks at his grandson and says, “Go hide! Your teacher is here because you skipped school today.” The grandson says, “No, you go hide. I told her you died!”
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Gaining weight when you are still owing me money is a sign of disrespect
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Gaining weight when you are still owing me money is a sign of disrespect
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e=mc2 was probably just Einstein comparing himself to other rappers.
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e=mc2 was probably just Einstein comparing himself to other rappers.
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When I was a little kid, I had this friend that was always counting. I wonder what he’s up to these days.
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When I was a little kid, I had this friend that was always counting. I wonder what he’s up to these days.
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(Bus Drivier Interview) Applicant: Sorry I’m late! Interviewer: You’re hired!
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(Bus Drivier Interview) Applicant: Sorry I’m late! Interviewer: You’re hired!
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I don’t have a girlfriend – I just know a few people who would get mad if I said that.
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I don’t have a girlfriend – I just know a few people who would get mad if I said that.
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I think my blind girlfriend just broke up with me. She said she wanted to see other people.
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I think my blind girlfriend just broke up with me. She said she wanted to see other people.
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A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained: “You can’t park anywhere near this place!”
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A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained: “You can’t park anywhere near this place!”
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I’m so introverted I won’t even talk to myself.
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I’m so introverted I won’t even talk to myself.
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I’m really bad at understanding some common phrases and vice versa.
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I’m really bad at understanding some common phrases and vice versa.
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Imagine if last names were invented now, so instead of “Smith” and “Baker,” we had “Frontenddeveloper” and “Socialmediaconsultant.”
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Imagine if last names were invented now, so instead of “Smith” and “Baker,” we had “Frontenddeveloper” and “Socialmediaconsultant.”
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Did you know that protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic!
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Did you know that protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic!
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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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Apparently Sea World’s CEO has declared an end to kissing and dancing for its performing Orcas. Now those whales will know how I felt at my high school prom.
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Apparently Sea World’s CEO has declared an end to kissing and dancing for its performing Orcas. Now those whales will know how I felt at my high school prom.
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I love posting spam. Although, I’ve been warned again by the Post Office not to mail pieces of meat in letters.
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I love posting spam. Although, I’ve been warned again by the Post Office not to mail pieces of meat in letters.
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Ever wonder about those people who spend so much money on those little bottles of Evian brand water? Try spelling Evian backwards.
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Ever wonder about those people who spend so much money on those little bottles of Evian brand water? Try spelling Evian backwards.
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I saw a girl texting while driving the other day, and it really ticked me off, so I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her.
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I saw a girl texting while driving the other day, and it really ticked me off, so I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her.
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While climbing in the attic space to get down the kids Christmas gifts, I found a present I’d forgotten last year. Such a shame – they would have loved that
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While climbing in the attic space to get down the kids Christmas gifts, I found a present I’d forgotten last year. Such a shame – they would have loved that puppy.
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By law, you are required to turn on your headlights if it’s raining in Sweden. How am I supposed to know if it’s raining in Sweden?!
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By law, you are required to turn on your headlights if it’s raining in Sweden. How am I supposed to know if it’s raining in Sweden?!
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Putting the dog down today. Gonna start by telling him he has a big nose.
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Putting the dog down today. Gonna start by telling him he has a big nose.