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Three mice are sitting around boasting about their strengths. The first mouse says, “Mouse traps are nothing! I do push-ups with the bar.” The second mouse pulls a pill from
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Three mice are sitting around boasting about their strengths. The first mouse says, “Mouse traps are nothing! I do push-ups with the bar.” The second mouse pulls a pill from his pocket, swallows it, and says with a grin, “That was rat poison.” The third mouse got up to leave. The first mouse says, “Where do you think you’re going?” “It’s time to go home and chase the cat.