David's Clean Jokes

Short Jokes
Young lady to minister: “We’re here to get married.” Minister: “I can’t marry you to a man who’s so obviously drunk! Besides, you’ve been here before and I told you
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Young lady to minister: “We’re here to get married.” Minister: “I can’t marry you to a man who’s so obviously drunk! Besides, you’ve been here before and I told you the same thing.” “That’s true, sir, but when he ain’t drunk, I can’t get him here!”