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My wife is mad at me. She says I’m lazy. I don’t what’s wrong, I wasn’t doing any thing.
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My wife is mad at me. She says I’m lazy. I don’t what’s wrong, I wasn’t doing any thing.
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Fred Flintstone was the first driver to floor it.
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Fred Flintstone was the first driver to floor it.
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Q: What do you call a singing hot dog in New York, New York? A: Frank Sinatra.
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Q: What do you call a singing hot dog in New York, New York? A: Frank Sinatra.
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Just finished reading “100 Things to do Before you DIe”. It was quite suprising to see that ‘should for help’ wasn’t in there.
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Just finished reading “100 Things to do Before you DIe”. It was quite suprising to see that ‘should for help’ wasn’t in there.
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Hobby Lobb is grown up now. He would prefer you refer to him as Hobert Lobert.
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Hobby Lobb is grown up now. He would prefer you refer to him as Hobert Lobert.
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I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was school we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas.
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I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was school we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas.
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Guy went into a shop and said to the assistant, can I try that suit on in the window, and she said no, but you can use the dressing room
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Guy went into a shop and said to the assistant, can I try that suit on in the window, and she said no, but you can use the dressing room like everyone else.
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Teacher: “So class, in the medieval times, the Puritan’s ears were cut off if they didn’t attend church services.” Student: “I bet they didn’t like the sound of that.”
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Teacher: “So class, in the medieval times, the Puritan’s ears were cut off if they didn’t attend church services.” Student: “I bet they didn’t like the sound of that.”
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Man: “Do you think I’ll lose my looks when I get older?” Friend: “With luck, yes.”
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Man: “Do you think I’ll lose my looks when I get older?” Friend: “With luck, yes.”
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A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, “We
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A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, “We have an opening for people like you.” “Oh, great,” he said, “What is it?” “It’s called the door.”
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People don’t hold hands in public like they used to. Especially if they don’t know you.
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People don’t hold hands in public like they used to. Especially if they don’t know you.
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The other day I was thinking, “I tend to overthink things.”. Then I thought, “do I though?”.
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The other day I was thinking, “I tend to overthink things.”. Then I thought, “do I though?”.
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I got a tattoo from a temporary tattoo parlor. It had been over a month and the tattoo was still there so I went back to complain, and the place
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I got a tattoo from a temporary tattoo parlor. It had been over a month and the tattoo was still there so I went back to complain, and the place was gone.
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You know you’re getting old when your wife ask you if you ‘wanna neck’ and hands you a piece of chicken.
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You know you’re getting old when your wife ask you if you ‘wanna neck’ and hands you a piece of chicken.
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We stopped asking if people at our church could volunteer in the nursery. We now ask them if they want to play “Call of Doody”.
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We stopped asking if people at our church could volunteer in the nursery. We now ask them if they want to play “Call of Doody”.
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If my calculations are correct, someone else did them for me.
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If my calculations are correct, someone else did them for me.
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Who invented the first airplane that couldn’t fly? The Wrong Brothers.
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Who invented the first airplane that couldn’t fly? The Wrong Brothers.
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A minister lamented that it was difficult to get his message across to his Florida congregation. He said, “It’s so beautiful here in the winter that heaven doesn’t interest them.
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A minister lamented that it was difficult to get his message across to his Florida congregation. He said, “It’s so beautiful here in the winter that heaven doesn’t interest them. And it’s so hot here in the summer that hell doesn’t scare them!”
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Philip is telling his friends about his recent divorce. “Yes, it’s true. Sylvie divorced me for religious reasons. She worshipped money and I didn’t have any.”
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Philip is telling his friends about his recent divorce. “Yes, it’s true. Sylvie divorced me for religious reasons. She worshipped money and I didn’t have any.”
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Got a call from a telemarketer and he said he couldn’t understand me so I told him to press 1 for English.
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Got a call from a telemarketer and he said he couldn’t understand me so I told him to press 1 for English.
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Started to go to the gym this morning and couldn’t find my membership card. A new one is $10. A donut and coffee were $3. Guess who saved $7 …
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Started to go to the gym this morning and couldn’t find my membership card. A new one is $10. A donut and coffee were $3. Guess who saved $7 …
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Since workaholics are people addicted to work and chocaholics are people addicted to chocolate, so are Catholics people addicted to cats?
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Since workaholics are people addicted to work and chocaholics are people addicted to chocolate, so are Catholics people addicted to cats?
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What is a 4 letter sport that starts with a T? Golf.
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What is a 4 letter sport that starts with a T? Golf.